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That's a lot of oil.(Read 17827 times)
Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #30 on: May 22, 2010, 07:27:25 PM
You know, Exxon Valdez happened in '89, and 31 Years Later,

Umm...?
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #31 on: May 22, 2010, 11:57:29 PM
hahahahahaha



Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #32 on: May 23, 2010, 02:37:05 AM
Well at least I can fry my shrimp in the oil that it is prepackaged in.

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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #33 on: May 23, 2010, 08:27:30 AM
Again, it's supposition, but it is strongly suspected that the reason they haven't just terminated the well is because it is likely to be the highest production oil well ever drilled and BP refuses to abandon it.

Yes Brian I know these things, That was half joking and half anger after watching some videos of the area. And congress is debating lifting the cap. We'll bleed those bastards.
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #34 on: May 23, 2010, 09:24:10 AM
When is the US going to break up, USSR style?



Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #35 on: May 23, 2010, 08:12:24 PM
... piece by piece as the damage settles in
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #36 on: May 23, 2010, 11:13:04 PM
I give it about another 60 years. Maybe less.  So much for the great New American Century.
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #37 on: May 23, 2010, 11:57:32 PM
About 20 years after the EU breaks up. You don't see the fed rushing to bail out California like the EU did Greece. Same level of corruption though. Very stupid move...
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #38 on: May 24, 2010, 12:24:19 AM
At least the people in Greece are rioting, because they know they've been ripped off by corrupt leaders.

No one is rioting in the US.



Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #39 on: May 24, 2010, 12:25:56 AM
I blame O.B.E. White America can no longer do math.
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #40 on: May 24, 2010, 12:40:49 AM
At least the people in Greece are rioting, because they know they've been ripped off by corrupt leaders.

No one is rioting in the US.

No, we're "tea partying" ...
We're such pussies ...
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #41 on: May 24, 2010, 04:46:13 AM
I would say that you wouldn't believe the crackdown that would happen in this country. it would make T-Square look like a tickle fight.

However, some of you are old enough to remember Kent State. Hell, Tru was probably there collecting pop cans.
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #42 on: May 24, 2010, 07:28:21 AM
Seems to me they are doing exactly what was done on the rig off the WestAu coast.


"allowed to just GUSH forth"  Really ? Sounds like you know how to stop it.

Well, actually, I do.  The way to seal it is nukes, used as had been planned for construction:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Plowshare

So do they, but if they seal it, it's all over.  They won't be allowed a second chance.  (Good call, Zoomie ~ I think you're spot on!)

Umm...?

21 years!  (Oops!)

hahahahahaha

And You!  Shut that piehole!

However, some of you are old enough to remember Kent State.

Kent State wasn't the ENTIRE COUNTRY, and it also wasn't the hugely popular cause that this is.

tbh, I'd be surprised if anyone in our military/national guard/police/whatever were to kill other citizens for rioting about this.  If they did, without some UBER exceptionally good reason, it would be the beginning of the end 'cuz it would be ON.
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #43 on: May 24, 2010, 11:38:49 AM
I would say that you wouldn't believe the crackdown that would happen in this country. it would make T-Square look like a tickle fight.

However, some of you are old enough to remember Kent State. Hell, Tru was probably there collecting pop cans.

Pop came in bottles back then.
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #44 on: May 24, 2010, 12:08:19 PM
Seems to me they are doing exactly what was done on the rig off the WestAu coast.


"allowed to just GUSH forth"  Really ? Sounds like you know how to stop it.

Well, actually, I do.  The way to seal it is nukes, used as had been planned for construction:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Plowshare

So do they, but if they seal it, it's all over.  They won't be allowed a second chance.  (Good call, Zoomie ~ I think you're spot on!)



Nukes ?  umm, A controled nuke would need to be burried...

It would be quicker to drill the tap hole and plug the leak... (that's just one (and the least) reason to not use a nuke)

Nukes ?

I'm .. I

Nukes ?
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #45 on: May 24, 2010, 01:04:17 PM
Wow. Banal knows how to cap a broken pipe that is at least 24 inches in diameter, gushing at a pressure of +1000psi and is over a mile underwater.

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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #46 on: May 24, 2010, 02:57:05 PM
I nukes aint the answer.

And tapping IS a method known to work.  It's the last option to be tried due to being the most expensive.

Sorry if I actually paid attention to how the other leaks were delt with.  We can't all be new to this type of story.
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #47 on: May 24, 2010, 05:53:18 PM
So, ending the Vietnam War wasn't a hugely popular cause?

Ok, then. I'll go get my textbooks from Texas.
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #48 on: May 24, 2010, 07:31:42 PM
I nukes aint the answer.

We're Americans, cleaning up some other country's bullshit. Nukes are precisely the answer.
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #49 on: May 25, 2010, 04:52:46 AM
blah, blah, blah

Nukes ?

Did you read that article???  It's so exciting, to me!

YES, nukes.  WHATEVER "fallout" may occur couldn't be worse than all of the chemicals, and it would be SEALED.  ONE shot.

Have you considered lasers?

I wonder about that, but it seems like they'd have to be on site, which means BUILDING something that could malfunction, it's OWN self.

What are YOUR ideas?

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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #50 on: May 25, 2010, 04:57:09 AM
  We can't all be new to this type of story.

We must be SUCH a disappointment to you!  roflmfao!!!

We're NORMAL.  Which means:  Whatever we might have learned, a thousand years ago, in SCHOOL?

Yeah.  We forgot!

But I can only speak for Zoomie and me!  rofl!!! 

Sorry, babe!!!  It's teh funneh!!!
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #51 on: May 25, 2010, 05:01:29 AM
So, ending the Vietnam War wasn't a hugely popular cause?

Ok, then. I'll go get my textbooks from Texas.

Do.

I didn't grow up here,

nor was I educated here,

except for college.

No.  When Kent State happened?  It wasn't something that anyone let themselves think about too long, nor too hard.

Folks gave up their children, and worried about them, and watched them die, and if we weren't "right?"

It was all for nothing.

The history books won't tell you that, but we will.
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #52 on: May 25, 2010, 05:04:36 AM
We're Americans, cleaning up some other country's bullshit. Nukes are precisely the answer.

And you wEnder how I could love him, SO MUCH?!?

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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #53 on: May 25, 2010, 04:40:29 PM
You do realize the Vietnam war wasn't "won" by the Vietnamese, but rather "lost" at home?
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #54 on: May 25, 2010, 05:12:58 PM
Shshshshshshshsssshhhhhh!!!

Tru might hear you as well!!!
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #55 on: May 25, 2010, 07:26:59 PM

However, some of you are old enough to remember Kent State. Hell, Tru was probably there collecting pop cans.

Pop came in bottles back then.

So I've heard... no woman would touch him.



Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #56 on: May 25, 2010, 10:39:28 PM
You do realize the Vietnam war wasn't "won" by the Vietnamese, but rather "lost" at home?

Fuck you dumbass
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #57 on: May 26, 2010, 01:16:52 AM
Put on your bifocals so you can see the quotation marks, or else go ahead and build that crow's nest across the street so you can get a good shot as I come out the door.

Actually, I guess you'd need the bifocals for that, too.
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #58 on: May 26, 2010, 10:50:08 AM
Hahahaha
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Re: That's a lot of oil. Reply #59 on: May 26, 2010, 08:55:12 PM

However, some of you are old enough to remember Kent State. Hell, Tru was probably there collecting pop cans.

Pop came in bottles back then.

So I've heard... no woman would touch him.

BA DUM CHING!

Haha good one though, I actually chuckled out loud.
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