She made it clear that I will just have to wait on her to come around. Period. Romance didn't work. Being direct didn't work.
Maybe the cholroform will....

has she gone to a doctor and/ or a therapist to discuss her issues with sex? if not then you should insist that she do those things. if she says no, then she obviously doesn't give a fuck about saving the marriage.

Yes.

Umm that car is the most awesome car I've ever seen in my life and if I were given one it would fucking make my year.

You'd not seen one before?

Ive only read descriptions. ='(

Then you're half way there ...

They were pretty common sights in Cornwall when I was growing up there. Along with Skodas, Ladas, and Yugos. Lotta poor people, lotta crap cars.

BTW every time I read the first four words of this thread title, I think of the line, "to all the ladies in the place with style and grace...".

Ive only seen one irl once or twice.

BTW every time I read the first four words of this thread title, I think of the line, "to all the ladies in the place with style and grace...".

Cuz I see some ladies in here who should be having Danzig's baby, baby.

* Thrash pukes a little *

Like you never had random thoughts of Danzig having sex?

ummm.... What the fuck did I just say?

* Thrash pukes a little MORE *

* Thrash pukes a little MORE *

Think about it. That massive pale forehead covered in beaded sweat... And that's just getting himself worked up.

The moaning... Oh God... the moaning...

Women young enough to be human veal, no?

* Thrash pukes a little MORE *

BTW every time I read the first four words of this thread title, I think of the line, "to all the ladies in the place with style and grace...".

Cuz I see some ladies in here who should be having Danzig's baby, baby.

I'm ignoring this puking crap and just bigging up the reference pickup. +1pt

Like you never had random thoughts of Danzig having sex?

ummm.... What the fuck did I just say?

Hahaha!

Once you've had sex with one fat sweaty bald guy, you've had sex with them all.

Just a thought... Maybe she's just trying to stay married to you long enough to collect on your life insurance policy (if you have one).

If that's the case she'll probably put out if you told her that failure to do so would mean immediate divorce proceedings.

My life insurance will net her, presently, about 70,000 grand. That wouldn't even cover her student loans.

I'm still with Mr. Big Ballz there ...

Are you snuggling Mr. Big Ballz?

Only when he's right ...

You should do what Jason Bateman did in Extract and hire some dude to bone her to see if she does it or not.

Woah, woah, woah, woah... wait a minute.  Wait just one single minute.  WHY have we not thought of that idea before?  I will sell something in order to throw $100 into this fund.  I don't know if it would break Daddy's heart or not, but at least he would know what the deal was.

i do not advise this strategy if you love her.

No, I do; wholeheartedly ....

If anyone can get in her pants, more power to them. I was hoping to walk in on her with someone else, just to know she still wanted it, if not from me.

She maintains she has eyes only for me, just no vagina for me until she is ready and comfortable for herself. I go through periods of just not caring if I get any or not. Presently, this is one of those times.

Why don't you stop expending all this negative energy on something you can live without and concentrate some positive energy on something you can't? Like... I dunno... your renal system?

I mean honestly, you're a nice, funny guy who I'm sure is loaded with talent. Beat this thing, if she doesn't come around on your strength in that, get rid of her, go back into radio and start behaving like Dave and ram your dick in anything that follows you home.

But you should concentrate on living first.

HEY, NOW!!!