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For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
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This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...
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For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica.


Oh christ I want one(Read 4097 times)
Oh christ I want one on: June 29, 2010, 05:01:55 PM
http://www.engadget.com/2010/05/13/archos-7-home-tablet-review/

I just turned 37 on Saturday and I have a couple hundred bucks of birthday gift cash to blow, but I haven't been able to think of anything good I want to spend it on until I saw this thing.  I think that given the right conditions this thing could blow the ipad out of the water.  Yeah it's a little smaller, but it's lighter, and it's a little less powerful, but it's 1/3 the price of an ipad.  199 bucks and it runs on Android.  I can't make the decision as to whether to get it or not.  It's a case of "oooh neato techie thing drool..." vs "will I ever really use it?"

It's neat as all hell, though.
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: Oh christ I want one Reply #1 on: June 29, 2010, 07:38:30 PM
Happy Birthday.

I want one of these for my bike.
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Re: Oh christ I want one Reply #2 on: June 29, 2010, 08:28:08 PM
Thanks.

And mighty fuck now I want one of those instead for my ipod touch.
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: Oh christ I want one Reply #3 on: June 29, 2010, 10:27:53 PM
I'd have blown the couple hundred on a live in Thai ladyboy... but whatever floats your baot.



Re: Oh christ I want one Reply #4 on: June 29, 2010, 10:31:11 PM
Yeah I'm almost 50 and I want this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gianna_Michaels

Fuckin' Poindexters...
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Re: Oh christ I want one Reply #5 on: June 30, 2010, 12:02:37 AM
Well I figured that http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audrey_Hollander would set me back more than a couple hundred smackers...



Re: Oh christ I want one Reply #6 on: June 30, 2010, 10:55:56 AM
Yeah I'm almost 50 and I want this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gianna_Michaels

Ewwwww! She's younger than I am but even in her wiki picture she looks old and used up and awful. Gross, dude.

That speaker looks awesome though.
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Re: Oh christ I want one Reply #7 on: June 30, 2010, 11:08:13 AM
That speaker looks awesome though.

Yeah it's a fuckin' rock and roll hand grenade.
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: Oh christ I want one Reply #8 on: June 30, 2010, 01:55:56 PM
uh, Si?

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She stated in a July 2007 interview that she has never done a scene that did not involve anal sex; furthermore, "in the past year every anal scene that I've done, I've done double anal."

Methinks Ian has picked up a virus from Dave.
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Re: Oh christ I want one Reply #9 on: June 30, 2010, 02:35:59 PM
Must be!
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Re: Oh christ I want one Reply #10 on: June 30, 2010, 04:54:01 PM
Fuckin' WERD!!!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Oh christ I want one Reply #11 on: June 30, 2010, 09:37:33 PM
Yeah I decided on this instead:

http://sellout.woot.com/?ts=1277930733&sig=74141b0121df304e

It'll be able to update to the new iphone 4 software.
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: Oh christ I want one Reply #12 on: July 01, 2010, 09:39:52 AM
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She stated in a July 2007 interview that she has never done a scene that did not involve anal sex; furthermore, "in the past year every anal scene that I've done, I've done double anal."

Methinks Ian has picked up a virus from Dave.

Yeah, while we were gayly double analling Audrey Hollander, I was infected with analitis.

I made sure I didnt look into Dave's eye's, so it wasnt totally gay.



Re: Oh christ I want one Reply #13 on: July 01, 2010, 12:06:05 PM
How could you look into his eyes when your balls were covering them?



Re: Oh christ I want one Reply #14 on: July 01, 2010, 03:04:02 PM
They weren't during the double anal ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Oh christ I want one Reply #15 on: July 01, 2010, 08:56:43 PM
How could they be on Dave's eyes when they were slapping Dave's ass?
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Re: Oh christ I want one Reply #16 on: July 01, 2010, 09:05:41 PM
After my last FB post, I'm on my desk laughing really hard ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Oh christ I want one Reply #17 on: July 02, 2010, 01:57:12 AM
You and your rectal cole slaw...
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Re: Oh christ I want one Reply #18 on: July 02, 2010, 02:04:42 PM
Dude, it goes back YEARS ...
I even incorporated a little HJ into it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Oh christ I want one Reply #19 on: July 03, 2010, 02:35:44 AM
How could they be on Dave's eyes when they were slapping Dave's ass?
He was wearing the asshat



Re: Oh christ I want one Reply #20 on: July 03, 2010, 12:52:49 PM
I love that hat ...
It fools 'em all in a dark room ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')