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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own daddy, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat the fruit of a magical tree.
It makes perfect sense!


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thisiswhyyourefat.com on: August 04, 2010, 09:20:32 AM
I'm sure this is old news but



fucking hilarious
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Re: thisiswhyyourefat.com Reply #1 on: August 04, 2010, 09:24:16 AM



Re: thisiswhyyourefat.com Reply #2 on: August 04, 2010, 09:42:13 AM
youre welcome! Ive got plenty of terrible food ideas for you when you get here in Dec



Re: thisiswhyyourefat.com Reply #3 on: August 04, 2010, 02:35:43 PM
Turbaconduckenriblets


Made of riblets individually wrapped in bacon stuffed with stuffing into a deboned chicken, wrapped in bacon stuffed with stuffing into a deboned duck, wrapped in bacon stuffed with stuffing into a deboned turkey, wrapped in woven bacon strips and slow cooked for 7 hrs.

http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/?p=1069
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: thisiswhyyourefat.com Reply #4 on: August 04, 2010, 02:40:41 PM
Oh, wow!

The Snackadium


Guacamole field; cheese dip and salsa end zones; Slim Jim goal posts; sour cream yard markers; Ruffles, tortilla chips, Cheetos and Doritos for fans; vienna sausages with cheese helmets for players; rice crispy treat stadium; hot dogs with bacon separating the fans from the field.

http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/?p=1189
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: thisiswhyyourefat.com Reply #5 on: August 05, 2010, 01:11:49 AM
I was torn on trying the bacon chicken turkey riblet thing till I saw the dude with no shirt and moobs.

NOW I'M SOLD
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Re: thisiswhyyourefat.com Reply #6 on: August 05, 2010, 09:24:22 AM
pake, anyone?
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Re: thisiswhyyourefat.com Reply #7 on: August 06, 2010, 03:46:14 AM
Meat on sticks!



Re: thisiswhyyourefat.com Reply #8 on: August 07, 2010, 02:47:12 AM
For Ian, a bacon mug filled with cheese


Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: thisiswhyyourefat.com Reply #9 on: August 07, 2010, 04:40:43 PM
my boyfriend just saw that and goes "sweet!"

i'm sick.



Re: thisiswhyyourefat.com Reply #10 on: August 09, 2010, 07:38:49 PM
Is that like water boarding for vegans?
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Re: thisiswhyyourefat.com Reply #11 on: August 09, 2010, 09:43:14 PM
i love how the handle is braided



Re: thisiswhyyourefat.com Reply #12 on: August 12, 2010, 02:36:29 AM
that's what i said!



Re: thisiswhyyourefat.com Reply #13 on: August 12, 2010, 02:17:27 PM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Re: thisiswhyyourefat.com Reply #14 on: August 13, 2010, 02:34:57 AM
it's uncanny how in-tune you guys are
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: thisiswhyyourefat.com Reply #15 on: August 13, 2010, 08:00:59 AM
I bet their cycles are synched....
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