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any of you fuckers have a black berry?(Read 12084 times)
Re: any of you fuckers have a black berry? Reply #30 on: August 29, 2010, 03:54:22 PM
I wish someone would make an mp3 player like the itouch with android.  A good one with a capacitive screen and an accelerometer.  the phones are too expensive just to use as a player, even used.
« Last Edit: August 29, 2010, 03:54:42 PM by Phaedrus »
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Re: any of you fuckers have a black berry? Reply #31 on: August 29, 2010, 05:39:24 PM
You mean like the creative zii  ?  (ans:yes)
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: any of you fuckers have a black berry? Reply #32 on: August 29, 2010, 07:00:14 PM
You mean like the creative zii  ?  (ans:yes)

Yeah, like I said, too bad no one's selling anything like that yet.
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: any of you fuckers have a black berry? Reply #33 on: August 29, 2010, 09:56:27 PM
Phones just don't have the battery life to replace a music player.



Re: any of you fuckers have a black berry? Reply #34 on: August 29, 2010, 11:42:21 PM
« Last Edit: August 29, 2010, 11:46:27 PM by banal »
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: any of you fuckers have a black berry? Reply #35 on: August 30, 2010, 02:42:02 PM
I just like having a proper qwerty. I dont even use my itouch for music that much.

If my old phone had never been dropped down the toilet I would still be happy with that.



Re: any of you fuckers have a black berry? Reply #36 on: August 30, 2010, 02:52:38 PM
I flushed a sock down the toilet yesterday.  No lie.



Re: any of you fuckers have a black berry? Reply #37 on: August 30, 2010, 02:53:51 PM
Just the one?
I see problems in the future.



Re: any of you fuckers have a black berry? Reply #38 on: August 30, 2010, 03:02:30 PM
That wouldn't work here.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: any of you fuckers have a black berry? Reply #39 on: August 30, 2010, 08:40:26 PM
A sock?
How?!



Re: any of you fuckers have a black berry? Reply #40 on: August 30, 2010, 09:49:09 PM
Duh! She was out of paper...
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Re: any of you fuckers have a black berry? Reply #41 on: September 03, 2010, 12:50:14 PM
On the subject of phones my new network decided its a good idea to send a message everytime someone calls / texts from their phone.. Good idea but.. they gave me free credit. So for the  next month I get pop ups saying "you have X credit" when i know X isn't going to change.

=/



Re: any of you fuckers have a black berry? Reply #42 on: September 04, 2010, 05:52:07 PM
Cliq's the same only a tad smaller ...

No, Ian, you used my Daxian ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: any of you fuckers have a black berry? Reply #43 on: September 06, 2010, 04:33:54 AM
meh... chinese brand names...



Re: any of you fuckers have a black berry? Reply #44 on: September 06, 2010, 06:12:51 PM
Oh, now we're dissing my Chink-Tronics???!?!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: any of you fuckers have a black berry? Reply #45 on: September 07, 2010, 01:49:04 AM
Chink-Tronics are about the only "tronics" available these days.

North American "tronics" died a couple decades ago.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: any of you fuckers have a black berry? Reply #46 on: September 07, 2010, 03:44:51 AM
Oh, now we're dissing my Chink-Tronics???!?!

Nah, I just dont give much of a fuck about brand names...



Re: any of you fuckers have a black berry? Reply #47 on: September 07, 2010, 07:16:39 AM
oh, really ?


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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: any of you fuckers have a black berry? Reply #48 on: September 08, 2010, 08:53:16 PM
You need to charge that bitch ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: any of you fuckers have a black berry? Reply #49 on: September 09, 2010, 03:58:52 AM
oh, really ?




Ok, so you can run VICE on Android... but I dont see C= anywhere on the hardware...



Re: any of you fuckers have a black berry? Reply #50 on: September 10, 2010, 04:26:18 PM
I accidentally flushed the sock down the toilet by taking it off, the sock flying mid air, me trying to catch it, and then accidentally flushing it.  It was amazing.



Re: any of you fuckers have a black berry? Reply #51 on: September 10, 2010, 04:51:29 PM
I flushed a bottle of shampoo down a toilet when I was little. 

I knocked it off the back of the toilet into the bowl after peeing.

I thought I'd flush then fish it out, because there was no way that it was small enough to go through.

I learned important lessons about what can go down a toilet and how irritated surprise plumbing jobs made my dad.



Re: any of you fuckers have a black berry? Reply #52 on: September 10, 2010, 06:54:27 PM
There is a toothbrush down in the drain in my bathroom sink. Just noticed it yesterday, fucking cats wont leave anything lay
Took out the strainer then slapped the brush down. I wonder if they laughed about it afterwords .
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Re: any of you fuckers have a black berry? Reply #53 on: September 10, 2010, 10:54:52 PM
Some friends of a mate of mine tried to flush a chicken one time... they were rent some shithole in Wellington.

They didnt get thier bond returned to them.



Re: any of you fuckers have a black berry? Reply #54 on: September 11, 2010, 12:53:05 AM
They did laugh about it.

Fuckers.
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Re: any of you fuckers have a black berry? Reply #55 on: September 11, 2010, 08:45:09 AM
Sorry, I should clarify... it was a frozen chicken...



Re: any of you fuckers have a black berry? Reply #56 on: September 11, 2010, 12:20:13 PM
Excrement and a reasonable amount of TP are all that can be flushed here.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: any of you fuckers have a black berry? Reply #57 on: September 11, 2010, 06:15:17 PM
Define "reasonable" because women use WAAAYYY too much paper, man!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: any of you fuckers have a black berry? Reply #58 on: September 11, 2010, 07:16:23 PM
When in doubt, you flush twice.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: any of you fuckers have a black berry? Reply #59 on: September 12, 2010, 09:52:34 PM
Hmmm ...
Deep ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')