Tricky: If you had to have tranny sex, who would you chose as your tranny? I mean imagine you can give a dick to and get fucked by any other chick in the world. Who would it be?

Same question for all females.

Males: If you had to fuck a guy who would you give the vag to and make beautiful music with?

I wouldn't just pick a female to attach a dick to. Doesn't work like that! When I say tranny I mean a guy who is transexual and dresses as a girl. Or a girl who is transexual and dresses like a guy. MtF or FtM. I kinda sorta know this girl who used to be a guy. She has a small chest and has a dick and got her balls cut off. She looks like a girl but with some male traits, she is really cute! Girly with a penis. I'd hit it.

Tricky:  That's a very well-constructed answer.

Doormouse:  I'd give YOU a vag.

Haha this thread is ridiculous.
Tricky requested it and then she changed the hypothetical.
Is the potential invitee from one thread over the same chick who used to be a dude? If so, hot.

Eitje, Sorry but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious,but the answer is no.

Eitje, Sorry but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious,but the answer is no.

Dude, you said I could give any dude a vagina.  I think you should have it, as a reward for asking this question.
Then, we'd make some beautiful music.  I'm thinking Chopin.

In that case you're paying for dinner and booze.

I wouldn't just pick a female to attach a dick to. Doesn't work like that! When I say tranny I mean a guy who is transexual and dresses as a girl. Or a girl who is transexual and dresses like a guy. MtF or FtM. I kinda sorta know this girl who used to be a guy. She has a small chest and has a dick and got her balls cut off. She looks like a girl but with some male traits, she is really cute! Girly with a penis. I'd hit it.

Does she do anal?
I'd bet not ...

I have a tranny story...

spill!

She does anal. And why are you so obsessed with anal?

I like how noone but me actually answered the original question with a truthful answer. Fuck you guys.

Uhh let's be fair here. What makes you think Eitje didn't give an honest answer too? I mean come on. Have you seen my bedroom eyes?

Mine was definitely an honest answer.

I like that I can have casual but interesting conversation with Dormita.  After I was done railing him, we could totally watch a movie and then discuss the meaning of it.

Ryan Seacrest.

Fags, the lot of ya's.

Are you talking about anyone, or anyone from AS/LG?

She does anal. And why are you so obsessed with anal?

We all have to have a hobby ...

I was talking anyone, but that doesn't exclude AS/LG if that's your bent.

No, for some reason I took it as AS/LG people ...
I think on this one either way ...

Is it gayer to have sex with a male-to-female tranny that still has a penis, or a female-to-male tranny that has a vagina?

What if in the first case, they self-identify as a straight female, but in the second as a gay male?

My thought on the male-female thing was wondering if they didn't care for anal as gay so they had the pussy fabricated ...
... I mean, amongst the myriad of other reasons they give for [mutilating themselves] gender reassignment

Has the vaginal F2M tranny taken any hormones to grow a beard or anything else creepy or do they just cut their hair short and wear spiked leather?
I mean I'm leaning toward this one because when cock is with cock that's hella gay.

They both must live as the other gender for about a year while taking the "corrective" hormones and undergoing therapy to insure it's the "right decision" ...

Another true story: A tranny slept in my bed, back when I was raving with my roommates. We had an after-party after this huge, incredible rave, and this fucking black tranny ended up in MY fucking bed. I wasn't in it, nor even in my room (fell asleep in a drug-induced nap in a pile of other people in the living room). The she-he, stained all my sheets/pillow case purple cause his/her hair was dyed. Needless to say, I threw all my bedding away.

I should really write a book with all the weird shit that has happened to me during the course of my relatively normal life. I almost got raped in a library when I was 8 (living in Houston) too.

To answer the question at hand, Robin Williams if he dressed up in a Mrs. Doubtfire costume. (And had a vagina)

Has the vaginal F2M tranny taken any hormones to grow a beard or anything else creepy or do they just cut their hair short and wear spiked leather?
I mean I'm leaning toward this one because when cock is with cock that's hella gay.

This needs to be a "quote" in the box (not my box, the news box you tranny-fuckers).

This needs to be a "quote" in the box (not my box, the news box you tranny-fuckers).

Why do you have to pre-emptively ruin the fun of suggesting trannies in your box?

Has the vaginal F2M tranny taken any hormones to grow a beard or anything else creepy or do they just cut their hair short and wear spiked leather?
I mean I'm leaning toward this one because when cock is with cock that's hella gay.

What if the one w/ a cock doesn't want you to touch the cock because he's a she?
And what if the one with a vagina wants to wear a strap-on and peg you because she's a homosexual he?

Dude, you're overthinking as usual...

I was thinking the same thing ...

Shouldn't surprise anyone, though.

I actually agree with Emp, he makes very valid points.

Would any of you fuck Buck Angel?