If we didn't have the Internet we'd never have stuff like this: http://www.faqs.org/qa/qa-16084.html

The human race is doomed.

PS: I'm old.

Listen to the black guy.

PS: I'm retarded.

We used to shoot skeet in the field behind the house when I was a kid.  It was fun.

Dave Chappelle - Skeet

Isn't that what Roscoe P. Coltrane used to say on The Dukes of Hazzard?
Skeet skeet skeet!

.... uhm, I'm not sure about that one