Scotland IS amazing. Everyone should visit before they die. I mean, why visit after you die? You could only tour the highland castles Bernie-style, and you wanna remember that shit.

You've been? Awesome, I totally agree. Whereabouts have you visited, if you have?

Nah, not stalking, just bored at work and wanted to start posting.  Kyle and Sasha invited me to this place last December, before her and I started seeing each other.  It was off limits while we were dating, so yeah...

We all went to high school together and rode the same bus after school...  over an hour of talking about stupid stuff, playing cards, and making fun of nerds on the bus, every single day.  That's why I came here, cause they're friends, not to stalk. 

you know, bagman being the joke, even before he showed up, isnt that hard to believe.

Wow ...

Yeah, was gonna say... Kyle making fun of nerds?

Hey Kettle! You're a negro!

Embrace your inner nerd, Zooms

Hmmm, it's looking like Scotland in December for two weeks.  Can yall recommend any places to visit?

Yeah, was gonna say... Kyle making fun of nerds?

Hey Kettle! You're a negro!

Well, we were all nerds back then, make no mistake (or dorks, is there a difference?).  Even now, I basically work at nerd playland.   

We went to a science academy, so there were some extra tiers of nerdiness.   I'm pretty sure I sat next to a lvl. 75 Battle Mage in my AP Calculus class.

they're real people with real dreams

dreams of reaching level 77 and getting the sword with +17 vs undead. hah!

Hmmm, it's looking like Scotland in December for two weeks.  Can yall recommend any places to visit?

I'm a Scot that's never been to Scotland, so I recommend going across the water to Belfast.

LOVED Scotland!!!

Scotland-- I was staying with family, so my options as far as exploration were fairly limited as I had to rely on others for everything. I suppose to could have rented a car, but I was 19, and it really wasn't necessary for the trip I set out to have. My cousins etc. took me to a ton of cool and beautiful places, and I did things worthy of an awesome photo album. I hung out in a castle for a day. I shopped Prince's street in Edinburgh. I stopped at Glasgow's oldest chippie and got cocktail onions to go from the bartender, just after I had mushy peas for the first time while at the Barras.

Would like to plan my own tour of the highlands for next time. B&B's and all that jazz.

Kyle and Sasha invited me to this place last December, before her and I started seeing each other.  It was off limits while we were dating...

Oh, THAT'S who you are.

I suppose to could have rented a car, but I was 19

I doubt you'd have been able to rent one. When I was 23 I was able to be a named driver on a rental car but my dad had to be the primary driver (in Spain, which tends to be more relaxed about driving laws than the UK).

Why does everything I love get taken away from me?  Men are selfish bastards.  Daniel this is off limits to you.  I can't believe we've been IMing for days and you didn't tell me you were posting on my forums.  The clubhouse is off limits to you sir!

Then, why the invite? It's not like he's sharing inimate details or anything.

Yet.

Yes, we respect your limits, and would only ask him to describe your anus in detail via PM.

Then, why the invite? It's not like he's sharing inimate details or anything.

It seems the invite to LG was given prior to the invite to her anus.  I believe the second invalidates the first.

Yes, we respect your limits, and would only ask him to describe your anus in detail via PM.

We already know about her extensive vaginal bleeding and we've ALL seen her tits ...
... fuck it, describe away, man!

I hope this becomes awkward.

At least once... A few times would be great. Just not every other day.  Oh, and I dont mind if its fake.

I'm assuming they are no longer dating and we're about to get the 401 on Sasha.

Note to new guy: make it interesting please. The 101, 201 and 304 directors cut are already out on Blu-Ray.

I'm assuming they are no longer dating and we're about to get the 401 on Sasha.

You're assuming she's gonna cut him 10 short?

Scotland-- I was staying with family, so my options as far as exploration were fairly limited as I had to rely on others for everything. I suppose to could have rented a car, but I was 19, and it really wasn't necessary for the trip I set out to have. My cousins etc. took me to a ton of cool and beautiful places, and I did things worthy of an awesome photo album. I hung out in a castle for a day. I shopped Prince's street in Edinburgh. I stopped at Glasgow's oldest chippie and got cocktail onions to go from the bartender, just after I had mushy peas for the first time while at the Barras.

Would like to plan my own tour of the highlands for next time. B&B's and all that jazz.

Oh okay. Yeah I think you should, its definitely worth it. Its a shame you dont have any photos.

I thought she did have 'em ....
Maybe I misread ....

Probably not, I just assumed she was saying it like.. should've but didnt.

Of course I have pictures; I was in fucking Scotland.

Yeah; see?

Do you mind sharing just a few?

particualrly the fucking ones.

Of course I have pictures; I was in fucking Scotland.

I wish I was in Fucking, Austria.