So...
I did a little research and found out how to make massive amounts of jizz.
Peter North recommends the following:

Celery-Eat a bunch of fucking celery. I've also been complimenting this with lots of fruits and vegetables, to sweeten the taste. Vegans have the tastiest cum, just so ya know. Also, drink a bunch of water, especially if you drink, smoke, etc. It'll flush the toxins out of your system.

L-Lysine(2/day)

L-Arginine(4-5/day)

Zinc(2/day)-This stuff gives your cum that nice Elmer's glue look that the ladies love so much.

Good luck, and happy skeetin'!

I'm gonna have to find an example on RedTube ...

Peter North is famous for his copious jizz squirts...

So he retired then? He always said he would never reveal the secret of his copious spooge until he retired.

Peter North has and always will be the hottest man porn star in my eyes.  I only look at porn with him in it.

There IS something about him, well, other than the copious jizzumage ...

wow. that shit TOTALLY works. 
poor girl damn near drowned.

For real? And it only took six days?

6 days?
that's just how long it took me to get out of her bed.
i started on the afternoon after i posted that, and had results by 4 am.
seriously, somebody else do this and report back!

I'm starting today.

Do you really think the liquid heroin needs to be even more potent, and or mass produced?

Absolutely.

ok then.

Results are encouraging, but I really haven't been eating the celery. That shit is gross!

I think I'm going to have to fully commit to the regimen to get the results beeyot experienced.

Does the celery have to be raw? Cuz you can do lots of tasty stuff with cooked celery.

I remember thinking that I read that it has to be ...
Damn, now I'm gonna have to go and look ...

So far I can report two rather large loads per day, but no single super load.

Ahhh, see, you didn't save it up!

(For the record, I've been trying to find that GIF of the dude with the amazingly large load we posted a year or so ago)

Thanks for the warning not to open this thread again

I haven't found that gif yet ....

Thanks for the warning not to open this thread again

I haven't found that gif yet ....

.. it's still safe now

Cant you just query for .gif ?

Uhm, sure ...

?

It was posted... .gif will be in the url... the url will be in a thread... the thread will be in a table. There aint that many gifs on l-g.

I'm not too sure about that ....
... I'll look in a bit

This is way too much conversation about way too much work to find something that most of us don't even wanna see anyway. CONVOFAIL.

* Thrash nods *