I'd have left it at "Happy Birthday"; if I did it at all ...
Lucas just might be dead-nuts, right-on here ....

I'm pretty sure its normal here for guys to wear wedding rings/bands. I dont see why it shouldnt be but I've seen people wear them.

My parents dont wear wedding rings, but that's normal; you dont really see indians wear 'em.

Wedding bands are just the sign of abdication of your knackers, if any of my enslaved friends are anything to go by. There are a few exceptions that fight this, but they are usually beaten into line by the arrival of progeny.

Nick doesn't wear his wedding band because he is a whore.  The only reason why I would wear one is because I like expensive jewelry.

When did wedding bands become expensive ?

Sell the ring and take yer new cock holster dildo shopping.

or take her to a nice buffet and pay your rent....?

Can we agree there is a difference between a wedding band and an engagement ring??

Or at the very least - Gold prices are not that high.

Can we agree there is a difference between a wedding band and an engagement ring??

* Thrash nods *

I don't wear my wedding band because I am a whore, and I lost 20lbs so that fucker feels loose

at least the pigs didn't 'lose' you wedding band after kicking the shit out of you and locking you up for assault...
true story.

To Protect and Defend are just mimes painted on their doors to replace their real intent, To Extort and Terrorize.

It was a wedding band. Titanium and carbon fiber (her idea, likes car stuff). Moved it to the other hand. Banging a 21 year old now. 9 year difference, thought that would be cool... Nope. I mean, the sex is cool. She's a fun, cute little pot head, and I don't give two shits if she stays or goes. I went to the shrink and he doped me up pretty hardcore, so that may be part of it. I'm very neutral and zombified now. That's good I think. But she's all attached and stuff. Oh well.

post pix of her tits

zombified is usually ok.

There are exceptions.

If you can't cum from the drugs it's a bad thing ...

That's not always true.
Sometimes it's more fun not to cum and just see how long you can fuck until you pass out from exhaustion.

Been there as well ...
I blame the alcohol ...

My exboyfriend would come over drunk and we'd have sex for hours.  I would have to put a "be back later" sign on my vagina after while. 

Is this the same we're talking about in the Sex Forum where it was 5x/day?

Nah.  That was DG Fuerte.

Ok, just making sure I'm up to speed after reading the other thread before this one ...

Dude, don't give the cray cray bitch power over you by texting her and allowing her to blow you off.

That said, you should have replied "You want disrespectful? What me and (friend's name) did last night was disrespectful to most sodomy laws."

And dude, sell the fuckin ring.

Sooth ...

The ring does sound pretty fuckin' cool though, I have to admit.

Sometimes it's more fun not to cum and just see how long you can fuck until you pass out from exhaustion.

Been there as well ...
I blame the alcohol ... booze & blow.

No, just the booze ...

I wasn't talkin' about you, dude.

Oh, in that case; yeah ...