Lately I seem to be developing a thing, over-burdensome carnal urges, towards slender Asian girls.

 Yet I can only see this ending in my crying in a corn field as I shift with a shovel the Earth about frail xanthodermic frames rendered cold and graceless by unfortunate circumstance.

Every woman between 18 and 45 in this city is slim and wears thigh-high fuck-me boots.

All I can think of, Nick, is
The Land of Asians.

 Since the IP masker I'm using won't open flash I'm going to assume you meant "Asia".



 Fun fact of the day: According to my ex the Chinese show pornography at wedding receptions to promote reproduction.

It was a clip of Homer Simpson fantasizing about the Land of Chocolate.

I've also heard that in Orthodox Jewish ceremonies the marital partners are brought to a back room and expected to consummate the marriage then and there. I think it's called yehud or some such thing. I have to look this up now.

EDIT: Yihud. And I guess I'm not a bigot.

Hmmmm ...

Japanese and Chinese girls are hot, but its the Vietnamese ladies that float my boat.

They just happened to be the first Asians that I came across, after the big migration wave in the 70's & 80's...

There's a particular Vietnamese lady I'm keeping my eye on these days. She slays me.

Korean ladies are the shit.

I like Korean gals too (not in a sexual way though) generally speaking. I've had a ton of Korean female friends.

I like Korean gals too (not in a sexual way though) generally speaking. I've had a ton of Korean female friends.

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=199.msg5718#msg5718

 

Well, I'm not saying that I wouldn't ever possibly hook up with a Korean gal, but I don't look at my friends in that way.

I just remembered now that when Lucas first showed up here he would dredge through tons and tons of really old threads and post in some of them

I just remembered now that when Lucas first showed up here he would dredge through tons and tons of really old threads and post in some of them

That was back when the site had some history.  It was a lot of fun. 

Haha yeah. It's great when there's a crap load of back history for lurks to wade through before posting. You know everything there is to know about these crazy fuckers and they know jack about you. Noobie power trip!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAVE YOURSELF BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!

Haha yeah. It's great when there's a crap load of back history for lurks to wade through before posting. You know everything there is to know about these crazy fuckers and they know jack about you. Noobie power trip!

It's all they have, really ...

Never been a fan of Asians.

You would if you actually said yes to the night of me and the 3 Asian girls ...

Other than that, I can take 'em or leave 'em ...

http://www.redtube.com/16925

Hooray for the armed forces

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAVE YOURSELF BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!

hahaha, whenever anyone mentions to me their penchant for asian ladies all i can think of is how you once described all asian women as having bucket asses when they get older.

Man, the one thing that really sucks about Asian women is that when they hit the wall they really hit the wall.

When you're blitzed and wandering the ville looking for a blowjob there's an awful lot you'll overlook. But when it's a 5' tall asian woman with a 4' wide ass, it's hard, man. Really hard.

I really like some of the mixes that Asians make. Black/Asian and white/Asian are both really nice mixes.

Eh, who am I kidding, I just like mutts in general.

*nods*

I'm much more a fan of 50/50s than total mutts. 50/50s with dark hair and blue eyes are the hottest shit out there. I dated one exactly once. The break-up was not my idea.

Roofies?

While it's pretty difficult to find a really, really hot pure Asian chick it seems that mixing them with other stuff produces nothing but hotties.

Like Schnauzers?

Like Schnauzers?

bawahaha