So good.

Haha seriously!

Just reread. Lol@ "no pun intended". And usually I don't care for any sort of poop humor.

HOLY SHIT!
ZOOMIE, I FOUND YOUR SOULMATE!!!

Zombie hunting SWF seeking kick ass partner

"SWF seeks SWM who enjoys farming, zoo keeping and serious preparation for zombie invasion for friendship, LTR and possible marriage. Must be willing to wear a kilt and own his own broadsword.

Must be down to earth kind of guy, no prior convictions, not subject to any criminal investigations. I will look you up on the state access database so don't bother lying about it. Am D/D free, you be too

Must hold liberal political views, while still supporting gun ownership, hunting and private land rights.

No racists, homophobes, or fundamentalists. No Jehova Witnesses or Mormons.

Must love dogs and be approved by my dogs. Must be able to ride a horse and allow me to spend large amounts of time with my animals without complaint. Must take me fishing and buy me a pint now and then. You can go out with your buddies too, I am not the jealous sort. But, you better be home each night in case the zombie invasion begins.

I am a strong, intelligent country woman who can drive anything, haul 10 gallons of water to animals at a time, butcher a deer and run a trot line. Country folk will survive.

Hmmm ...
Paradoxical?

looking for a sexy male - w4m

Hot Asian, looking for an impromptu Friday night date, because, why not?About me: long brown hair, brown eyes, 5 3", 190, great smile and sense of humor. Some of my interests are being healthy and fit and I work out regularly.I enjoy conversation and I am a good listener. I love to hike, cafe, wine bar, book stores, dancing and listening to music. Prefer someone who is professional, clean cut, fit, have sense of humor and age between 35-49.I am off Friday, so we can meet during the day or evening. What is your idea of a fun activity?Pls send your face pic. thanks.

Not to me... sounds perfect except she's AZN which means she's batshit... and normally I wouldn't mind but this ain't normal...

She's 5'3" and 190lbs ....
She's a good afternoon "play date" for you ...

I'd not mind getting stuck indoors during a hurricane with her... she'd make a good anchor if the roof came off and I could always just push her out into the storm if she got outta control...

True, true ...

missed connections is my favorite. i have yet to find one about me but i have found two listings about gay dudes i work with. tch.

I'll have to post one that I made recently to troll for idiots ...