He isn't.

Really?

Yep. Had fuck buddies, but yeah, single for 12 years. not 13. Just never knew anyone who was the whole package. story for another thread. :p

I think I love you.

Don't worry Zoom.

hah. you can love me, but in a platonic- you-want-my-food way.

I dunno; it's been a while since he's said it to me ...
... he might be serious

I think I love you.

Don't worry Zoom.

hah. you can love me, but in a platonic- you-want-my-food way.

Yep exactly! I've never known a woman who can cook better than I, including my mother!  Aaron is a lucky man.

thats what zoom said. he's given up trying. he makes good food, but mines better. plus, he works. couldnt have my man coming home and not have a hot meal ready for him.

Aw, shucks mam, you're making it harder on me now.
Some of us poor boys don't have a fine woman like you.

well, might still find you one.

Yeah I doubt I will live long enough, most people in my family have died pretty young. And trying to take on a new person today, well, seems kind of silly.

you never know. Lord knows I never expected this motherfucker here. I wanted to be single forever. only been talking about it for half a decade. Im not one of theose romantics that will tell you one day you will meet the love of your life, but hell, if I could find someone who didnt make me feel like im drowning, you could too.

anyway, I made chicken stir fry with broccoli, mushrooms, cabbage, snow peas and fried rice. it was delicious.

Yep, not giving up hope. But putting very little energy into it.

Where the fuck could I meet anyone? I stay at home until I'm forced out for food shopping or cat food.
I can't think why any woman would be interested in a useless old fuck like me.

But like you say, you never know.

I'm glad I'm great at womanizing ....
It makes for a lot of good times, indeed ...

I did all of that back in the day sir.
What I need now is a real companion.

Nah, toys are good for now; until you can find your companion ...

Toys are better suited for women, but my right hand is working out pretty well for now.

If I was a dude, I might have been more of a ho. as a woman, I just couldnt.

Im making albondiga soup today.

Mmmm, Mexican Meatball Soup ....

i love this soup. could make it once a week.

I might actually go out to the store and get what I need to make it ....
Hmmmm ....

I like cheesy poofs.

And beer.

im putting carrots, potatoes, cabbage and squash in it.

i had jalapeno kettle chips.

mm.. no.. jalapeno cheddar, however..

Yup, have to agree with you there.

I need to find a good recipe for this; the ones I've seen are all over the place ...

for what?

That soup ...
I've looked and there's recipes for it; they all just vary ...
I don't know which one to actually make ...

the albondigas?
you came to the right place

I dont follow recipes, btw. all salt and cumin is to taste.
you need: a red tomato, a quarter onion, both diced. garlic, cilantro, salt and cumin, ground meat, rice, an egg, potatoes, carrots, and if you like mexican squash (or any squash, really) and cabbage if you like.

Dice the tomato, quarter of an onion, and chop some cilantro, salt, and two cloves of garlic either minced or whole which you fan later fish out and break down, and put a pot of water to boil and put all that in.

Then, mix the meat, an egg, a 1/4 c of rice, salt, minced garlic, minced onion, cumin and mix til it comes together. play witcha balls. :p
lower the temp on water, drop meatballs in the water slowly, then crank water back up to med.
 meanwhile, chop veggies. take out cup and a half of broth, set aside. add half a can of tomato sauce to broth.

20 min after putting balls in, put veggies in.  once potatoes are cooked, youre done.

make rice: brown the rice in pan, add other half a can of tomato sauce, the cup of broth, add a little salt if desired, let it cook the reg 20 min.

Course Kosher sea salt if any.
OMG this stuff tastes nothing like regular table salt.