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Re: Current Food Thoughts Reply #720 on: August 07, 2013, 07:37:31 PM
See now that's good to know because I thought it was specifically a Jewish dish.
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Re: Current Food Thoughts Reply #721 on: August 07, 2013, 07:46:50 PM
With shellfish?
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Re: Current Food Thoughts Reply #722 on: August 07, 2013, 08:04:13 PM
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Re: Current Food Thoughts Reply #723 on: August 07, 2013, 08:30:56 PM
The Procedure

You need to put the Lima beans into water overnight--don't forget this (translation: I always do). If you do, you can still boil them twenty minutes before beginning to cook, but they will not have such a nice aspect (their skin will be wrinkly).

Heat olive oil to medium-high temperature,so it barely covers the bottom of the pan. Excess of oil makes the course pretty heavy on the stomach. The best adviser is experience. Remember that oil usually spreads out as it warms up, so be conservative.

Clean the chicken and rabbit, try and remove as much fat as possible (I think the average American chicken is rather disgusting in this respect), but unless you really dislike it, leave the chicken's skin--it gives a nice flavor to the course. Salt and start frying the chicken and rabbit.

Meanwhile, wash the vegetables and split all green beans. Dice the tomatoes into tiny pieces: you should not see any tomato chunk in a paella serving. Alternatively, you can use a grater. Do get rid of the skin in any case. Salt the vegetables and turn the chicken/rabbit over.

Prepare a recipient with fresh water, 125cc per person, and keep it aside.

When the meat is golden, take it out and set aside. It actually does not matter if you do not do it, but it facilitates the roasting of the vegetables. Paella pans in Valencia are quite wide and slightly concave on the inside, so we move the chicken to the periphery and cook the vegetables in the center.

Drop the green beans and the Lima beans into the oil and fry them for about five minutes, stirring occasionally. (Make sure the Lima beans are dry or you'll get some unexpected "fireworks.") Then add the paprika and stir again. Fry for about half a minute and then add the tomato. If you fry the paprika for too long you will ruin it. The water the tomato contains will cool down the oil enough to "protect" the paprika for a bit. Stir for a minute, then add the meat back into the pan and mix everything. Next, add the water.

Use a wooden stick to touch the bottom of the pan and measure the height of the water. You will need it later. We do not need such a stick in Valencia, since the handles of our paella pan show on the inside, to indicate where the water is supposed to reach (there are different pan sizes for different number of guests; some people have quite a collection!).

Let the water boil at moderate heat for twenty minutes. Then take the pan away from the burner--but don't turn the burner off. Add water until you get back to the original height: use the wooden stick for this delicate operation. Then put the pan back on the burner. Add salt and let it boil.

As soon as it starts boiling, use a spoon to taste the water. It is important to take the water from the bubbles: it's the only part of the water's surface with no oil. Taste for salt. Add salt if necessary, but don't be slow on this: you want to add the rice before too much water evaporates. When done with the salt, add the saffron. You may add the saffron strands (or powder) directly, or you may boil the saffron in a bit of water and then pour that water into the paella, discarding the saffron strands.

Next, add the rice, 100cc per person. Remember that you want to keep it shallow, 7-8cm. Shake the pan slightly to spread the rice, and wait until the water boils again. Then, lower heat to minimum and cover, and let it simmer for 25 minutes. If you have used the same type of rice and quantities, I can guarantee it will come out perfect most of the time. Note that this is not the way it is done in a paella pan. In that case, the paella pan is open, and the amount of water is correspondingly higher, about two to three times the volume of rice. This method is less "fool-proof" however, so I recommend that you stick to Kokuho rice guidelines.

During the last ten minutes of simmering, quickly add a couple pieces of rosemary on top of the rice and cover again. The steam will activate the scent of the rosemary, which will bathe the paella.

At this point the paella is almost ready: Simply take it out of the range and cover it for a couple minutes to concentrate the rosemary scent, and maybe soften a few rebel grains of rice.
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Re: Current Food Thoughts Reply #724 on: November 21, 2013, 09:30:22 AM
I'm hungry, and THERE IS NO MORE PIZZA.
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Re: Current Food Thoughts Reply #725 on: November 21, 2013, 08:20:40 PM
Bet it's good with Raccoon meat.
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Re: Current Food Thoughts Reply #726 on: November 22, 2013, 05:25:59 AM
I made a beef stew the night before last, got some local beef from a butcher's here and it was fantastic.

And this morning I had a breakfast pasty. Pasty pastry but with beans, sausage, egg and bacon inside. Now to brave the cold and go cycling!
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Re: Current Food Thoughts Reply #727 on: November 22, 2013, 02:23:11 PM
How cold does it get there?

It's been between 45 and 50 f  around here for the past couple weeks. Went cycling in the rain a couple days ago.
It was barely a sprinkle when I set out.
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Re: Current Food Thoughts Reply #728 on: November 23, 2013, 09:49:10 AM
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Re: Current Food Thoughts Reply #729 on: November 24, 2013, 07:14:51 PM
I forgot you moved for a second there ...
... it was quite confusing
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Re: Current Food Thoughts Reply #730 on: November 25, 2013, 05:12:40 AM
Hail in Antigua would be very confusing.
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Re: Current Food Thoughts Reply #731 on: December 09, 2013, 03:45:09 PM
CFT: Roast Parsnips. The main reason I'm excited for our Christmas meal.



Re: Current Food Thoughts Reply #732 on: December 10, 2013, 08:52:42 AM
Roast parsnips are fucking amazing.
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Re: Current Food Thoughts Reply #733 on: December 17, 2013, 09:01:16 PM
I love fried Okra, not breaded, just fried in butter whole.
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Re: Current Food Thoughts Reply #734 on: December 17, 2013, 10:21:41 PM
I like it in stews ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
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Re: Current Food Thoughts Reply #735 on: January 08, 2014, 08:25:29 PM
WTF are Tomatillo's? I buy them and fry them like green tomatoes. But they are actually different from tomatoes and I'm wondering what the fuck they really are.

Sometimes it's hard to get close to them because the Mexican women swarm the bins when they are on sale.

What do they make out of them?
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Re: Current Food Thoughts Reply #736 on: January 09, 2014, 01:22:39 AM
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
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Re: Current Food Thoughts Reply #737 on: August 12, 2014, 09:51:29 AM
I heard about this neat gadget the other day called a spiralizer.
It can turn a zucchini into something that looks all the world like fettuccine.

http://www.inspiralized.com/recipes/ 

I was interested because I think it could make some really interesting hash browns. And if your version of hash browns are just fried diced potatoes then you haven't ever had real hash browns.
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Re: Current Food Thoughts Reply #738 on: August 12, 2014, 10:01:58 AM
I tried a persimmon for the first time this year.  Now I'm obsessed and get them whenever I see them.



Re: Current Food Thoughts Reply #739 on: August 12, 2014, 10:28:16 AM
They are a bit tricky, they have to be at just at the right ripeness. Under ripe or over ripe and they will put you off.

How in the hell could you have lived so long and not ever been exposed to persimmon's? LOL
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Re: Current Food Thoughts Reply #740 on: August 12, 2014, 10:59:47 AM
I've never had it, had never even heard of it till this year when I read a book that described persimmon trees.
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Re: Current Food Thoughts Reply #741 on: August 12, 2014, 11:36:07 AM
If you like fruit then you should check them out.

Like I said they are a bit tricky, if you get one that is under ripe
you may never want another one. But still, they are pretty good.
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Re: Current Food Thoughts Reply #742 on: August 12, 2014, 07:43:13 PM
This is more like the device on the original thread instead of the monstrosity at the link I provided, Sorry about that.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00LT8NC9S?psc=1
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Re: Current Food Thoughts Reply #743 on: August 12, 2014, 11:31:07 PM
I've wanted to try one of those for a while now ...
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Re: Current Food Thoughts Reply #744 on: August 13, 2014, 10:27:54 AM
Yeah, I might see if I can find one with good reviews on the UK site.
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Re: Current Food Thoughts Reply #745 on: August 14, 2014, 02:08:54 AM
I think I'll pick one up this weekend and check it out ...
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Re: Current Food Thoughts Reply #746 on: August 25, 2014, 08:42:34 PM
Hey next time you have an urge for liver and onions (an American staple) try asking to have half a tomato chopped up and added once the onions are almost ready.

Adds a nice freshness to the grilled onions.

But never have grilled onions on a burger, makes it turn to mush if you don't eat it immediately.

Lots of people don't like liver and for the same reason I didn't until older, My mother always horribly over cooked liver and put me off it for over half my life. Dried out liver is horrible.

Now I love it but have to be careful because it exacerbates gout conditions.

Hey but when cooked right ... just melts in your mouth.

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Re: Current Food Thoughts Reply #747 on: August 26, 2014, 04:42:49 PM
I had an onion burger just an hour ago; it was AWESOME!!!
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Re: Current Food Thoughts Reply #748 on: August 27, 2014, 12:26:34 AM
But when was the last time you actually had liver and onions?

Hum what?

And did your mother cook the liver for you? It really makes a difference.
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Re: Current Food Thoughts Reply #749 on: August 27, 2014, 02:39:41 AM
I've only ever had it twice; not a real fan ...
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