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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own daddy, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat the fruit of a magical tree.
It makes perfect sense!


I love the Onion(Read 4563 times)
I love the Onion on: March 25, 2009, 09:18:50 AM
seriously...

"We have already succeeded"
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Re: I love the Onion Reply #1 on: March 25, 2009, 02:34:36 PM
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Re: I love the Onion Reply #2 on: March 25, 2009, 06:33:08 PM
That one did the rounds at work too, classic
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: I love the Onion Reply #3 on: March 25, 2009, 09:02:29 PM
GHETTO ONION!



Re: I love the Onion Reply #4 on: March 27, 2009, 01:09:02 AM
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: I love the Onion Reply #5 on: March 27, 2009, 06:50:14 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: I love the Onion Reply #6 on: March 27, 2009, 09:39:27 PM
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon