The Lincoln is completely boss, but as for the rest you might as well have posted photos of paint drying.

I believe I have taken a ride in that hellbeast Lincoln.

 Are you sure you aren't thinking of one of these:



er, 4-door:

Baggy has everything ever posted since the beginning of time archived someplace... Even pics of me, the freak...

Not just of you... and not just of people!

Will the owner of these rides, PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP!

Lemme guess, Zoomie, Joe, balor, Fuse and that dude from Western Australia... I forget his name...

That Lincoln is fuckin badass.

This thread turned gayer than Eddo in a bathhouse.

That F-150 is now being used by a Guatemalan to haul food for his church's soup kitchen. I see it around sometimes. Jeez that was two trucks ago...

 According to the photo titles, the Lincoln was djcrackwhore's.

 Until last year I drove a Chrysler like the ones I posted above, which I thought was what Lothar was mistakenly referring to.

 While I dearly love the near-indestructibility of 60's Dodge/Plymouth/Chryslers, I would completely rock a Lincoln of the same vintage, and here is the reason why:

Yeah, gangster/suicide doors are PFR.

Mistaken is such a harsh word, but yeah.

For some reason I always thought agreen and fuse were the same person.

agreen was the WA guy....right ?

What's that? You want to see what offense to nature I am piloting these days?

Well, okay:



Note the missing chunk of rear quarter and questionable-at-any speed rims.



Note that I have removed all the godawful glued-on trim they used in the 70's.



Note that I have removed the passenger-side mirror.



Note the lux interior.



Note the modern sounds and sound system, rescued from my Chrysler.

But, you wonder, what does it sound like?
Like it's pissed off for bein', mostly.

For some reason I always thought agreen and fuse were the same person.

agreen was the WA guy....right ?

yeah

What's that? You want to see what offense to nature I am piloting these days?

Well, okay:

Nice digs there, Rockefeller...

Not mine, I was just parked there.

Of course, even if they were I'd still be driving barely-legal wrecks.

Yeah no shit. I was being ironic.

[woman]What! Now you're saying you don't believe I can be successful!!  [/woman]

A properly worded (and formatted) response.

Arguing with a woman you give a damn about is like playing Russian roulette with your soul.

mah wheels would crush your shitty ride

Wasn't that Carolyn's band's name?

agreen was from Ohio, I thought. 

Those Lincolns are probably my favorite car ever made.  Certainly the only one I would be willing to go to the trouble to restore.

Not only was that Carolyn's band's name, that was Carolyn's band.

Same thing.

The name is very METAL.

I thought agreen was from the US as well... greenloop was the dude from WA...

Mine is plastic fantastic...

Vanity plates? Homo.

you expected anything less?

Same thing.

The name is very METAL.

Apparently you don't listen to much metal.

Same thing.

The name is very METAL.

Apparently you don't listen to much metal.

There are great bands with paragraphs for names.

I don't.