Shirts that are too big for me make me look fatter than I actually am. Obviously not as much as shirts that are too small, but still, shirts look best when they fit.

I think a really great tee shirt would be a hand drawn picture of a sharpie with a dildo next to it that says "I <3 ho-jo".

Go date somebody.

MUTHA-FUCKIN QUOTEBOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!

LIKE FO SHO MAH NIGGGGGS

I think a really great tee shirt would be a hand drawn picture of a sharpie with a dildo next to it that says "I <3 ho-jo".

Go date somebody.

MUTHA-FUCKIN QUOTEBOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!

Hey, I'll have you people know that my life is pretty cool about 50% of the time!

60% of the time, it works everytime.

DONGS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS.

whenever someone says the word 'dong' i turn into butthead.

"uhh, he said...dong..." and then i giggle because that word tickles me every time i hear it. EVERY FUCKING TIME.

Dong.

giggled.

actually, is that how one would pronounce this new screenname of yours? can it be?

That would be acceptable.

I couldnt bring myself to read all 10 pages of this shit, but really? I mean fucking REALLY? Are people actually pissing and moaning about being flamed on a GODDAMNED INTERNET MESSAGEBOARD? Being douche bags because thayre treated like shit for being douche bags? Jesus Christo con Queso! Has ANYONE seen these old boards ten years ago? Thats all it was, big nasty bulging flame wars, and it was pretty good times. People are seriously shitting bricks of emo because they were made fun of for sprinkling little smilies everywhere? I mean fuck, kids. Had anyone dug up extremely personal information on you and your family and posted it? Probably not... and that shit used to happen. Suck it up. Really. I came back after, what, 5 years, and Im REALLY surprised how nice everyone is now. Not that thats bad, but good lord. I get on this board, actually the only board I ever get on, for maybe and hour or two a week. Theres stuff going on outsided. Bars. Work. Um, bars. Mostly nice(ish) folks. Not internet folks. And if people treat you like shit in public, you can just kick some booty. Or get someone to kick some booty for you. Or if your still a coward, break their stuff when theyre not looking. But to "protest" treatment by people on the ole interweb? Go read Wikipedia articles or something instead. Whatever... Here I am bitching about bitching. Its a cancer I guess.

lulz

I like the idea of a clone a vag.  If you're not in the mood you can just throw it at the guy and say, "this should be quite like the original."

The problem with that is once the guy realizes it's easier to fuck the clone than put up with a girl's bullshit, you'll be finding yourself relegated to household chores and the occasional "sup?" in passing in the hallway.

That would be acceptable.

Sixteen Candles - Hey Howard, there's your chinaman

I couldnt bring myself to read all 10 pages of this shit, but really? I mean fucking REALLY? Are people actually pissing and moaning about being flamed on a GODDAMNED INTERNET MESSAGEBOARD? Being douche bags because thayre treated like shit for being douche bags? Jesus Christo con Queso! Has ANYONE seen these old boards ten years ago? Thats all it was, big nasty bulging flame wars, and it was pretty good times. People are seriously shitting bricks of emo because they were made fun of for sprinkling little smilies everywhere? I mean fuck, kids. Had anyone dug up extremely personal information on you and your family and posted it? Probably not... and that shit used to happen. Suck it up. Really. I came back after, what, 5 years, and Im REALLY surprised how nice everyone is now. Not that thats bad, but good lord. I get on this board, actually the only board I ever get on, for maybe and hour or two a week. Theres stuff going on outsided. Bars. Work. Um, bars. Mostly nice(ish) folks. Not internet folks. And if people treat you like shit in public, you can just kick some booty. Or get someone to kick some booty for you. Or if your still a coward, break their stuff when theyre not looking. But to "protest" treatment by people on the ole interweb? Go read Wikipedia articles or something instead. Whatever... Here I am bitching about bitching. Its a cancer I guess.

I'm probably putting that on the tee shirt.

"Special lady friend" sounds like I'm fucking a girl with down syndrome.

Please start putting these in the quotebox

someone would actually have to be at the helm to make course adjustments, nicky!

I'm on it, keep 'em coming ...

whenever someone says the word 'dong' i turn into butthead.

"uhh, he said...dong..." and then i giggle because that word tickles me every time i hear it. EVERY FUCKING TIME.

i'm that way about "T-boned" ~ lol

Bill Clinton never got this much hate, must have been the smiling white mug.

 

The majority of the sort of people protesting Obama's rampant marxist jackassery and corruption would vote Thomas Sowell into the White House in a heartbeat.

So spare us the fucking race-baiting bullshit already.

All I hear is this idiocy, over and over again, like the mindless quacking of an Orwellian duck:

MSNBC: Gun-Toting Protesters are 'White' Racists... Black Guy with AR-15 Edited to Conceal his Race.

That's not particularly quotable and should be moved to Politics.

I see nothing.

There is none so blind as he who uses dial up and has images turned off.

Good one!

not.

I know hangovers are hard but don't hate, k8ts.

Haterade is great for a hangover, what are you talking about?!

All hail the king of punctuality!

and punctuation.

but we have to know that it was in reference to Thrash! or is that painfully obvious?