Give this forum to Commie to mod please. At least she promises to buy shit... more than the rest of you fuckers.

OMG He's been bitten!

tee hee!

You could say that... I deactivated my facebook account and will be spending much less time online. Dog and I will be on the road for a while. And anyway, let her carry the prestige of this esteemed forum for a while. Heavy is the head that rides the donks... or something. I trust that when she gets tired of this bullshit, or gets a boyfriend, or The Smiths reunite, or Dyllie shows up and sends her jpegs of his junk, she'll leave and I'll get it back. Whatev.

who's Dyllie and why do i want to see his junk?

also.. i don't really like the smiths enough to give a fuck if they reunite.. i dig a few tunes at a time but mostly i just want to punch morrissey  in the junk.

THANK MAN! I'll treat this shit real good.. real real fucking good. 

Dylan. Big fat kid with a neck beard who likes metal and drug use and has always had a boner for you. (danzig also known as epigone and drugmoth). I just sent him a note that you were asking about him; let's see how fast a fat man can run.

Oh yea.. dylan and pink cryaon are really the only ones i sorta semi kept in contact with..

They always had the biggest boners for me.. Pinky still tries to get into my pants.. it's been like what 14 or 15 years?.. She's shat out 3 babies since then.. so ya.. NO!.. totes cute though... if i wasn't terrified of roast beef vaginas i'd might holla back at her.

I like dylan and all.. We talked on the phone once a few years ago again.. but i'm not really interested in his cock or a chemically dependent  romance. 

shhhhhit.. or a fat girl full of fail i should stop being so fucking picky.

WHATEVS! WHATEVS!

My brain froze slightly when reading the dual mods' names on the forum description. Zoomie and Coomie? Zommie and Commie? Maybe I'm just overtired.

Oh yea.. dylan and pink cryaon are really the only ones i sorta semi kept in contact with..

So are you saying you kept in contact with dylan's semi?

Yeah that hurts me, Goldy. It's like after I told you that I was getting into electronica music, raving and wanted to be a DJ you basically told me to fuck off and I never heard from you again.

Pink Crayon! I have pictures of her tits somewhere. I think I either used to talk to her on the phone or to xclaime. One of the two. Or maybe they were the same person?

Lawls! .. all you you fagits were into electronica at the time.. i remember dylan made me a mix cd of that shit.. i think i have it somewhere.

I don't remembering ever telling you to fuck off.. I didn't really keep in touch with anyone for the longest time.. my dude was really butt hurt that i was friends with abunch of people on an internert message board and basically made me stop posting. i should have been all like WHATEVER WHATEVER IMA DO WHAT I WANT!... never again will i be a submissive little bitch in a relationship.

anyways.. after he fucked my heart in its butthole i decided to look y'll niggas up again.. found this place.. dylan and pinky.. actually found pinky from your old websites guestbook or whatev.. friended her ass on the facebook. .. she's still a loveable train wreck .. i think she's in prison again munching on carpet as i write this.

i think when i came back in 09 you had left or something.. pretty sure most everyone doubted i was in fact the real commie for a bit.

anyways.. ya.. lets hug this shit out.. it's cool if you listen to shitty music.. How did the wanting to become a DJ thing go for  you bro? .. i don't remember xclaime at all.. I know you and pinky use to talk.

also remember when pinky wrote commie on her tits? that  shit was cool.

Stupid rave shit. I'm glad I was done with that in a couple of years. No, you didn't literally tell me to fuck off haha I just felt that way. Was your dude's name "Jess" or something? I seem to recall that name.

PinkVag is in prison?

Yeah, I was gone for a couple of years after I got into a relationship at the end of '09. Broke it off in Nov. of last year and so I came back. Like Mosh says, we all come back to the hive at some point or another. Except Ruthless1; he's dead.

Haha I rarely listen to electronica now. After all the ecstasy left my system I saw clearly that I was not meant to be a DJ and sold all my equipment on eBay, thank fucking Christ.

also remember when pinky wrote commie on her tits? that  shit was cool.

Of course I do!

Ah yes. Nice. Not epic but nice.

Ah yes. Nice. Not epic but nice.

Clearly you're just jelly that shit doesn't say zoomie

.. which one of you is going to write commie on thar dick?

.. or should i have said which one of you can fit the word commie on thar dick? 

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Haha that's funny. You're a little late hun. I wrote "I <3 homeless joe" on my dick a couple of years ago and posted it. Also, tricky really wanted to see my johnson so I made a clone of my peter and posted photos of my veined friend. I hope nobody saved the "I <3 homeless joe" photo... I know I sure as hell wiped it from my drive, but I'm sure it's out there somewhere.

Read: http://loaded-gun.com/index.php/topic,553.msg26489.html#msg26489

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Haha that's funny. You're a little late hun. I wrote "I <3 homeless joe" on my dick a couple of years ago and posted it. Also, tricky really wanted to see my johnson so I made a clone of my peter and posted photos of my veined friend. I hope nobody saved the "I <3 homeless joe" photo... I know I sure as hell wiped it from my drive, but I'm sure it's out there somewhere.

Read: http://loaded-gun.com/index.php/topic,553.msg26489.html#msg26489

will you make me a glow in the dark clone a willy? WAIT HOW BIG IS YER DIQ BRO?

Haahahahahaha

Haha, are you serious Twat? There's a porn shop pretty close that sells the glow in the dark clone a willies. Don't tempt me...

King kong has nothing on my dong.

Oh yea.. dylan and pink cryaon are really the only ones i sorta semi kept in contact with..

They always had the biggest boners for me.. Pinky still tries to get into my pants.. it's been like what 14 or 15 years?.. She's shat out 3 babies since then.. so ya.. NO!.. totes cute though... if i wasn't terrified of roast beef vaginas i'd might holla back at her.

Jen's had some problems over the last year or so... Hope she sorts them out.

XClaim lived one neighborhood up from my Mom's ...
... I'd seen her quite a bit in person as a result

She's cool; a tad naive, which is why Abby did what she did to her,
... but she's a cool girl overall

What did Abby do?

She methodically destroyed her A-S cred ...

Go on...?

I'm trying to remember all the details ...
It involved befriending her with an alias and exposing all of her personal info ....

She methodically destroyed her A-S cred ...

Oh shit! do i have any of this!?!?

No. You were gone for the better part of 14 years so even though you're a mod you're also a noob.

And I'm still a newb, or at least I claim newbosity, for my lack of much pre-L-G history.

No. You were gone for the better part of 14 years so even though you're a mod you're also a noob.

i am the perpetual newb