DURRRRRRRR

This guy texted me last night asking me what I was up to. Emp & C very easily could've convinced me when I was drunk to message him back and say "Drycleaning my dress", but they either forgot to tell me to do it when we were all drunk or were nice and didn't make me do it.

Damn, I can't wait to get you drunk.

Why; do you want to do her dry cleaning?

Ok, so as I said, that guy texted me last night asking what I was up to. I didn't respond. Then, this afternoon he AGAIN texted me asking what I was up to. Man, dry humping my ass must've been the best thing he's ever done in his life or something.

Or you have a fantastic, unbelievably rotund, soft and supple, ass. I wonder if they have a clone-an-ass mold?

I dont even want to read the preceding posts.

I dont even want to read the preceding posts.

dude you wander the boards posting pussy pumping videos.

Yeah, but I get all queasy about bagman posting about moulding ass... I really dont need to know about that. He's already moulded far more than I need to know about.

Nono, it's tricky's ass; let he boy speak ...

I have to say that I can relate to this thread.  When I was younger I went home with this guy and as we were making out he came in his pants.  I thought it was a joke, but it wasn't.. It was REAL LIFE.

I sort of met this guy tonight... he was my bartender. Haha. For real.

Wait what?

Maybe baggy's comming to terms with the real baggy?

If you push that closet door a lil harder...

Haha come on numbnuts.

When I met up with Sasha last night, she had me follow her into the inside area of the place we were at and pointed out the guy who blew his load prematurely while making out with her. He ended up being my my bartender.

I love it when you get to actually see/meet somebody out of one of our message board stories. Especially when they have no fucking idea who you are at all, and you know an embarassing secret about them. Hahaha I just smiled when I got my drink. Did give him a $5.50 tip on my $4.50 tab. 

Did it work? Did he come?

For a $5+ tip I would have.

For a $5+ tip I would have.

....just the tip?

Bahaha. Nice one, eitje!

I love it when you get to actually see/meet somebody out of one of our message board stories. Especially when they have no fucking idea who you are at all, and you know an embarassing secret about them. Hahaha I just smiled when I got my drink. Did give him a $5.50 tip on my $4.50 tab. 

The question is; did he give pay for and tip him BEFORE he ordered the drink?

Wow.  He just texted me AGAIN. I told him straight up that I didn't want to go out again. Ugh.

Did you tell him there was a new clone cock in your life now?

Hahahaha now you are catching on!

The question is; did he give pay for and tip him BEFORE he ordered the drink?

Quoting yourself on LG is the new cool thing to do.

It is, it really is!

Personally, I love quoting myself.

Hahahaha now you are catching on!

It is, it really is!

Next time he texts you, send him the URL to this thread.

Next time he texts you, send him the URL to this thread.

You just got a cool point.