The plan B? What does that mean?

Hahaha you guys think I'm some loser, but at least my mom thinks I'm cool.

Get you mum to write you a personals add then.

Uhm, I'm not thinking her mom knows as much as we (well I) do ...

Uhm, I'm not thinking her mom knows as much as we (well I) do ...

Are you referring to the cum stain?

I'm referring to a lot of things ....

Uhm, I'm not thinking her mom knows as much as we (well I) do ...

Are you referring to the cum stain?

About all the above, man ...

That too ...

What a fucking fag. This is from JUST NOW:

Jizz on your dress guy:  hey whats up?
me:  not much, working
Jizz on your dress guy:  how is life treating you?
me:  good

Why is he chatting to me??? Must be really bored.

I think I should trick him somehow. Invite him over to my house, have another guy there already and tell him I'll fuck him if he sucks the other guys cock. But then not fuck him. He seems desperate enough that this may work!

Or, if he actually sucks a cock it's because he's GAY and instead of humiliating him you just made his day!

Play her off, keyboard cat...

I think to truly get revenge, you'd need the other guy to hide in the closet and twack it, then when this guy is on you again, have the other guy run in and jizz on the seat of his pants.

I think to truly get revenge, you'd need the other guy to hide in the closet and twack it, then when this guy is on you again, have the other guy run in and jizz on the seat of his pants.

Now that's a plan!

For serious.

I like the way you think, Lothar.

I think to truly get revenge, you'd need the other guy to hide in the closet and twack it, then when this guy is on you again, have the other guy run in and jizz on the seat of his pants.

I am NOT helping you with this.
Just to be clear.  NOT.

God damn it.

I however, am all in

God damn it.

Put some thought into this from your perspective...

You want me to fix your closet door, just so that I can hide in it and watch you get hot & heavy with some dude?

Yeah, but then you jizz on his pants, it's all good.

NIck, thanks, you're a true friend.

Luke doesn't move like a cheetah.  I don't think he could jizz on the guys pants before the guy notices a big and tall guy sprinting towards him in chuck taylors with his pants to his knees.

lolz

I'd take my pants off!  duh.

IF I were going to do something like this.
Which I'm not.
I haven't even put much thought into how it could be performed successfully.

You should do a dry run at your house before you do it at Tricky's place.

pix plz

Make it your whack off regimen for a few weeks so you'll be all ready to go when the time is right. It'll be like 2nd nature...

Make it your whack off regimen for a few weeks so you'll be all ready to go when the time is right. It'll be like 2nd nature...

I'm not sure what this means.  Hide in a closet while I masturbate?

Duh, yes silly! 

Luke doesn't move like a cheetah.  I don't think he could jizz on the guys pants before the guy notices a big and tall guy sprinting towards him in chuck taylors with his pants to his knees.

But that's part of the fun. The guy will be all "WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT COMING AT ME?!?! WHAT'S HE DOING?!?! OH MY GOD!!!"

I would totally make this happen just for everyones amusement.

Tricky.. did I ever tell you I loved you??


I'm still loling here