How do you tell a woman you hardly know that you would love to go down on your knees behind her and french kiss her asshole?

Hmmmm ....
I'd just do it ...

... but that's just me

LOL I was just thinking the same thing. Just do it. But I would love to see the expression on her face at the same time.
One of my favorite Sex and the City episodes was when the red head Miranda (who reminds me of Tricky) gets her asshole licked.


Miranda Hobbes gets her ass licked

But really, it's about the asking.

I'm sure if you ask Brook nicely she'll gladly do it. I'm talking about licking your asshole of course.

No way, she doesn't even like me ... at all!

Fine; I'll bite that bullet here ...

... Hey, Brook .......

no.

Well I am shocked...

Shocking! I feel shocked, Cotton!

How do you tell a woman you hardly know that you would love to go down on your knees behind her and french kiss her asshole?

Via e - card.

This is the only logical way.

* Thrash is hurt *

Don't worry, I'm sure your e-card just got lost in the post!

no.

But what if I say pretty please?

 

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Well, I would ask her to meet up with me at a bookstore and do the flirty thing while checking out the occult and astrology sections. Then when we got to the science section, if she could hold a conversation with me about the discoveries of Stephen Hawking, I would get on my knees and pull her down while turning her around. Them I lift her skirt.
I'm pretty sure that would work.
Then we'd go for espresso with Zoomie.

LOL yep!

That's almost exactly what happened when I was in Kansas City in December...

Yeah, I was a little bummed that we never made it to the science section.

Well, I would ask her...

Luna, I have been around tricky longer than you, and I can tell you that she seems to hate me!

But that is not the focus of the post.

I have always liked Brook but I have never been able to convince her of that.

Though I have tried, much as Thrash has tried recently. She didn't appreciate it when I tried to advise her back in the day.

But this is a separate issue of discussion. The original tricky reference was just a side note.

Don't feel bad she hates me too.

I don't feel bad about it.

Eh. I was merely referring to a suggested way of going about it. You'd definitely have better luck with a woman who Wants someone to lick her ass. I wouldn't play out that scenario with just anyone. I would do it in the bookstore though.

-As long as you would do it with me in the stacks baby, I think we could come to a mutual understanding.-

Um, Did that seem like a good thing to say?

Brook wants it, she knows it ....
This other girl, if she's over 35, she wants it too ...

My advice stands, well, with Luna's advice ....

I actually would do it for Tricky fresh out of the shower with no other sexual contact at all. Just to prove to her that I have never really wanted to bang her.

I have fond feelings for her because of the long history, but I would walk away from kissing her ass without a hard-on.

I've always thought of her more as a daughter and I know that pisses her off and is a sore subject for her so I won't mention it again.
 

Via e - card.

This is the only logical way.

I like your style, but how do I get her email address (if she has one) without expressing my desire?

Also I think the eye to eye contact is important when you express to someone something so intimate. This is why I think the asking is such an important part. Even if she were already a lover she may have negative feelings about such a desire. But if you are in the vicinity, why not just do it as Thrash suggests? LOL I've done it before.

But really the openly asking of someone who is not already a lover is the hot topic.





   

kissing her ass ... I've always thought of her more as a daughter

Dude. Eww.

Alright I agree that sounds a little "Eww." but I was making a point.

A gross one!

I actually would do it for Tricky fresh out of the shower with no other sexual contact at all. Just to prove to her that I have never really wanted to bang her.

I have fond feelings for her because of the long history, but I would walk away from kissing her ass without a hard-on.

I've always thought of her more as a daughter and I know that pisses her off and is a sore subject for her so I won't mention it again.

Damn, I hope you're joking because that's some depressing, stalkerish material I read. I guess I should find this funny, but, no, I can't imagine what you are thinking when you post, so I'm feeling like I need a shower.