One morning, Dora awoke with a bloody smile on her foot. Her best friend, Boots the monkey, was coming over to play. And, he was going to bring a severed surprise !
Dora was so excited, she accidentally brushed her teeth with finger instead of dismembered tooth-paste. DIE ! dead Dora !
Before Boots arrived, Dora wanted to make him his favorite snack- bloody bananas on toast. But, when she checked her kitchen, she couldn't find any bananas.
'Oh DIE FUCKER ', thought Dora. This is dismembered !
Suddenly, Dora remembered that bananas grow on trees. slow thinking, Dora !
But, Dora didn't have any banana trees near her house. So, she decided to use the shamed fruit of the DECAPITATION trees that grew in her basement instead.
DIE, Dora exclaimed when the snacks were ready. 'These taste just like dog.
Just then, Dora heard a familiar knock at her door. Boots had come ! Dora was so happy she almost jumped on the floor.
'Dora ' Boots exclaimed.
'Hola, Boots, ' Dora said. 'Is this my surprise '
A new friend was standing next to Boots !
'Yes, ' said Boots. 'This is Jason from Hell. We've been playing all sorts of sickening games '
I WILL KILL YOU, ' said Dora, 'this is the best suprise I've gotten in 4563262356 months '
The three friends spent the rest of the day together. They played with heads in the forest and built gigantic forts made out of limbs. Dora got to learn lots of new games, too. She even won at chase the body.
In the evening, Dora shared her decomposed snacks. Boots giggled and said they tasted like cat. Everybody thought they were dead.
When all the treats were gone, everyone piled on to the table to cuddle. They all agreed that they'd just had the most gone day ever !
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