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Quote from: Emperor Reagan
And then the Son of the Lord walked out of the tomb and spoke to Mary, "Thou shallt stuff theyself with bacon, for it is the will of God." - Mark 48:36

And then Jesus went into the wilderness.  After fasting for 40 days and nights, he gorged himself on 30 Kosher beef franks in 36 minutes, setting what was then the Guinness World Record.  - Acts 16:94

The Bible is full of such versus. 


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Re: Dating Reply #30 on: November 13, 2012, 06:34:07 PM
But what if there's no guy in this session?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Dating Reply #31 on: November 13, 2012, 07:46:08 PM
Then, please, step off into the shadows with your camera. I need to concentrate on this naked woman's body, mkay? Thx.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Dating Reply #32 on: November 13, 2012, 08:31:46 PM
W3rd ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Dating Reply #33 on: November 14, 2012, 07:30:19 AM
Yeah..
I was,like, pretty high when I posted my last post.

I'm not sure where I was going with a strapon that gets soft. Maybe cuz watching cocks get hard is amusing to me..I don't know.



Re: Dating Reply #34 on: November 14, 2012, 09:32:24 AM
Yeah..
I was,like, pretty high when I posted my last post.

Same here. I couldn't seem to figure out why I couldn't come up with an acceptable answer.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Dating Reply #35 on: November 15, 2012, 04:34:01 PM
You just answered your own question(s) ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Dating Reply #36 on: November 25, 2012, 09:35:15 AM
South Florida... seriously. Unbelievable...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Dating Reply #37 on: November 25, 2012, 10:35:39 AM
Can I bring my girlfriend? (If I have one)
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Dating Reply #38 on: November 26, 2012, 03:16:03 AM
... do you?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Dating Reply #39 on: November 26, 2012, 08:35:08 PM



Re: Dating Reply #40 on: November 26, 2012, 08:54:24 PM
Ahhh, once again, blood making the best lubricant...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Dating Reply #41 on: November 26, 2012, 09:43:07 PM
Mosh saved the day!!!!
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Dating Reply #42 on: November 26, 2012, 09:47:22 PM
Well, if you're not over your blood fetish...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Dating Reply #43 on: November 26, 2012, 09:50:26 PM
I think the "over the blood fetish" was actually the phase.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Dating Reply #44 on: November 26, 2012, 09:51:39 PM
Sweeeeet... and a little salty...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Dating Reply #45 on: November 26, 2012, 10:15:20 PM
Metallic <3
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Dating Reply #46 on: November 26, 2012, 11:13:21 PM
banging you bathed in blood while holding a machete (or a nihonto) would be VERY metal...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Dating Reply #47 on: November 26, 2012, 11:19:45 PM
Metal, but would you like it?
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Dating Reply #48 on: November 27, 2012, 12:01:10 AM
Mmmmmmm....
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Dating Reply #49 on: November 27, 2012, 04:41:07 AM
He's older, yet, still ...

... it's definite "maybe"
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Dating Reply #50 on: November 27, 2012, 09:10:44 PM
That machete sucks.  Kukri style machetes are much better.



Re: Dating Reply #51 on: November 27, 2012, 10:37:29 PM
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Kukri style machetes are much better
Palm fronds are even softer if you just don't invoke the spikes.
Owww
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Dating Reply #52 on: December 27, 2012, 09:53:09 AM
I wait for the MethMilf.