Are most assholes tattooed bald headed fagots.

... or are they those things because they are assholes?

Maybe, ...

I think I will check into the cost of having an Alaskan  Dream cacher done on my left shoulder.

For my late sister.

... we all have ways of coping, man

That's so Wanda Sykes...

Wanda Sykes is the skinny black woman actor/comedian right?

Is that supposed to be a put down because I don't get it.

Anyway I don't care, I picked up a sweet black Jag Xj6 in good working order today for a song and the body and paint are almost perfect so I'm happy.

Might get a Jaguar theme tattoo instead. Man tattoos are expensive these days aren't they.

It's the perfect car for a crazy cat man! LOL

What year and how many miles on it?

94 / 140

It runs really good, goes like a bat out of hell and stops on a dime. Engine is strong and quiet. ABS and traction control on-board. Has a lot of minor issues, some of the door handles don't work from the outside, it has a missing blinker fixture on the front left. It may need a battery before long, not sure about that. It has started every time so far. Has the upgraded genuine Jaguar alloy wheels that look great and nearly new tires. Power heated leather seats, tilt wheel. Basically it's a beautiful car in very good condition.

Going in on Monday to start getting all the DMV paperwork started. I have the pink. My only real concern is going to be Ca.smog. It's been a while since it was last registered. Doesn't smoke at all though, seems to run nice and clean. I may do plugs, air filter and oil change before I take it in. I have seen several of this model with a flat badge on the hood around town instead of the ornament, mine has the kitty ornament. It's the coolest part! LOL

Pics plz.

Soon, no way to get good pics where it is currently parked. Let me get it legally on the road first.

I just noticed it has a deep cycle marine battery, not the perfect choice for cranking.

None of the power windows work except the drivers door, the power mirror doesn't work either, Obviously it has some electrical issues.

It looks much like this except in basic black
and with different wheels.

Sweet!

I'm amazed at how affordable these cars are becoming.

I know huh? That M3 is a sweet ride.

Going in on Monday to start getting all the DMV paperwork started. I have the pink. My only real concern is going to be Ca.smog. It's been a while since it was last registered. Doesn't smoke at all though, seems to run nice and clean. I may do plugs, air filter and oil change before I take it in. I have seen several of this model with a flat badge on the hood around town instead of the ornament, mine has the kitty ornament. It's the coolest part! LOL

SeaFoam the living shit out of it ...

I never heard of that stuff, but there are youtubes on it so it has a following.

My ex wife's Mitsubishi, the car I gave her, had almost non registrable levels of co2 and nox last time. The guy at the shop was amazed at how clean it was. 

I hope this Jag can do half as well.

I did replace her oil with full synthetic beforehand though.

Just use SeaFoam; it's the SHIT, dude ...
You'll be amazed at what it flushes out ...

Well I hadn't heard about it so I'm not sure it's locally available But I'll go in tomorrow and have a look.

Thanks.

I do it every 6 months for any vehicle I own ...
I use half of a can per vehicle ...

Man I wish this one had the round glass headlights. They are so much more classy.

Found a good source for the interior, only cost about $700 to redo the entire interior. It's in tan leather right now but with the black exterior a black and red interior would look much better. Thinking of spraying the carpets to make them look black and getting a custom set of red floor mats to take the wear. All other interior tan trim pieces just get painted black.

Man I wish this one had the round glass headlights. They are so much more classy.

You mean like this abomination?



I hate those.

No I mean like this


Instead of this


Which is exactly what it looks like..

Ah, right. I'd forgotten about those.

So yeah, I see what you mean.

Thank you, at least someone understands.

No, I get it; and I agree ...

I've seen  some of these with the plastic lenses removed and they look pretty cool. Not as cool as the base UK model for that year but still.

Well it's mine now, it's been through an $800 repair job for catalytic converters but it's finally registered and legal.