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When it comes to having unprotected sex with strange women in a disaster ravaged tropical hellhole, you gotta assume that if they made it this far and are still alive, that they are probably healthy enough to have a go round with.

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Innuendos and stupid pick up lines(Read 41678 times)
Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #120 on: April 13, 2009, 02:29:46 AM
I've found that no pick up line, as Balor said (kinda) works better ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #121 on: April 13, 2009, 03:12:38 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 12:56:20 PM
Friendly sex. Heh. Angry sex is better.

Homocidal sex is best.
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #122 on: April 13, 2009, 03:19:28 AM
Hate-fucking rules!
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #123 on: April 13, 2009, 03:27:13 AM
There's something fairly enjoyable about punching and fucking.
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #124 on: April 13, 2009, 03:27:42 AM
I've been on the receiving end of that
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #125 on: April 13, 2009, 03:30:43 AM
Quote from: Libertine on April 13, 2009, 03:27:13 AM
There's something fairly enjoyable about punching and fucking.

Quote from: underclass on April 13, 2009, 03:27:42 AM
I've been on the receiving end of that


« Last Edit: April 13, 2009, 03:31:28 AM by Libertine »
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Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #126 on: April 13, 2009, 09:15:06 AM
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #127 on: April 13, 2009, 10:56:04 AM
Note to Vince: Next time get a hooker with a chin. You can knock them out with one blow.

And Madeline Zima grew up cute but she has some seriously ugly feet.
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #128 on: April 13, 2009, 10:59:33 AM
Whew, that was one ugly hooker.
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #129 on: April 13, 2009, 11:32:08 AM
I want to try punching and fucking. Not me getting punched though, the other person of course.
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #130 on: April 13, 2009, 11:45:01 AM
I'll let you know when I'm that desperate.
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #131 on: April 13, 2009, 01:15:57 PM
You don't know what your missing, Zoomie.
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #132 on: April 14, 2009, 02:13:00 AM
Quote from: Libertine on April 13, 2009, 03:27:13 AM
There's something fairly enjoyable about punching and fucking.

Donkeypunching is my favorite extracurricular activity.
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #133 on: April 14, 2009, 02:14:58 AM
... and the Dirty Sanchez, however, only when done TO him!
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #134 on: April 20, 2009, 06:56:45 PM
Quote from: ms. sarah mascara on April 20, 2009, 02:42:26 PM
Quote from: krapsna on April 20, 2009, 02:40:52 PM
Yeah, but what if it's something cool and thought provoking like goldfish in a blender that could be turned on? I mean, that's already been done, but surely there's something else artistic that could be done in less than 10 hours.
No. All great art takes exactly ten hours. Didn't you read that chapter in your art book?

Hey, babe.  Did you know that I'm an artist?
Wanna help me make some great art?
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #135 on: April 20, 2009, 06:59:53 PM
It only takes ten hours?
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #136 on: April 20, 2009, 07:42:45 PM
More like 10 minutes.
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #137 on: April 20, 2009, 07:59:51 PM
"Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?"

"I was talking about my rug."

"You're not interested in sex?"

"You mean coitus?"
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #138 on: April 20, 2009, 11:27:28 PM
Quote from: FAH-Q on April 20, 2009, 07:59:51 PM
"Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?"

"I was talking about my rug."

"You're not interested in sex?"

"You mean coitus?"


i just watched this movie for the first time last night!
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #139 on: April 21, 2009, 03:56:27 AM
Que?
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #140 on: April 21, 2009, 05:45:43 AM
Quote from: tricky on April 13, 2009, 11:32:08 AM
I want to try punching and fucking. Not me getting punched though, the other person of course.

What about being Donkey Punched?
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #141 on: April 21, 2009, 08:28:18 AM
Quote from: Libertine on April 13, 2009, 03:30:43 AM


Who is that?  I wanna suck on those mammaries hardcore.
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #142 on: April 21, 2009, 08:30:11 AM
Dude, didnt you ever watch the nanny ? thats the youngest girl.
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #143 on: April 21, 2009, 08:39:15 AM
OMG that bitch got HAWT.  She has wonderful tits, if I do say so myself.
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #144 on: April 21, 2009, 09:30:47 AM
They're not as big or as good as mine.
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #145 on: April 21, 2009, 09:45:42 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 11:45:01 AM
I'll let you know when I'm that desperate.

Feeling desperate enough yet Zoomie?
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #146 on: April 21, 2009, 09:58:06 AM
Quote from: Mosh on April 21, 2009, 09:30:47 AM
They're not as big or as good as mine.

Or mine for that matter!
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #147 on: April 21, 2009, 04:36:52 PM
Quote from: ms. sarah mascara on April 20, 2009, 11:27:28 PM
Quote from: FAH-Q on April 20, 2009, 07:59:51 PM
"Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?"

"I was talking about my rug."

"You're not interested in sex?"

"You mean coitus?"


i just watched this movie for the first time last night!

Whaddyafink?

Quote from: homeless-joe on April 21, 2009, 08:30:11 AM
Dude, didnt you ever watch the nanny ? thats the youngest girl.

I never watched The Nanny, but I did just watch the Space Ghost episode with her in it last night.
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #148 on: April 21, 2009, 04:51:56 PM
Quote from: tricky on April 21, 2009, 09:45:42 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on April 13, 2009, 11:45:01 AM
I'll let you know when I'm that desperate.

Feeling desperate enough yet Zoomie?

I'm getting there. After the funeral I have a full bottle of Tullamore and a full tank of gas.

Y'never know :D
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #149 on: April 21, 2009, 04:53:55 PM
Oh shit! D Y L A N is going to break out his Tricky suit and high tail it down to NYC!
« Last Edit: April 21, 2009, 05:14:42 PM by krapsna »
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