http://blog.siriusxm.com/2014/06/23/hsbb/

I didn't get any sort of bash on my 60th. In fact it went completely unnoticed. Not even a card.

Where the fuck were my naked girls and bottomless bottles of booze?

I'd have sent you one if I knew ...
I may have even sprung $20 for a crackwhore stripper ...

LOL, thanks. That means a lot. No seriously, I mean it.

I tru'ly would have .,,

Hehehe, you could still send the booze?

Maybe I'll come down there and say hi.

Got an old girl on my message board I have been terrorizing with threats of a visit who lives on the E coast. Well terrorizing isn't the right word. She just hasn't had a man in a long time and I would love to tease her. And have already been doing so verbally. 

She's pretty cool so wouldn't want to go to far.

Bang her and hang her, Bro ...
When's the last time you got your old bastard dirty?

I won't lie, it's been a while.

Well, that's kinda your answer; no?
Just ask Zoomie ....

Yeah I don't think Zoomie has any answer.
I think opening up to older womens fantasies would be more productive, even if a few were offended along the way.

Break a few eggs and such. Just make the contacts and let them advance the fantasy as they please.

It's not like I want their money or property for crying out loud.

So, why not just do it?

I gave my ex a nice present for her birthday and now I know we are really done.
So maybe soon I'll attack some other horny woman with my dick.

But I'm so god damned old I don't know how much of an attack it could be.

String and/or Popsicle stick/toothpick and you should be just fine ...

LOL, I'm not that bad off yet.

So what happened with the wife; you do her and she bitched the whole time?

No I just brought up something she wants to forget so I'm back in the dog house.

And no, it's none of your business.

I actually wasn't going to ask ...