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For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
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For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica.


I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. (Read 77329 times)
Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #60 on: April 05, 2009, 12:38:15 AM


I'm glad we got an animated depiction of the only thing that will be touching Kyle's dick for the next few months.
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #61 on: April 05, 2009, 12:38:34 AM
Wtf just happened Thrash? We were on the same level? Weird....

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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #62 on: April 05, 2009, 12:39:36 AM
HAHAHHAHA .....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #63 on: April 05, 2009, 07:10:31 AM
Oh, she's in Africa......explains the lack of communication.
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #64 on: April 05, 2009, 12:13:51 PM
Funny, I never really knew I've always had this little thing inside me.

I dunno if Tricky's still gonna want that little thing if you've already used it.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #65 on: April 05, 2009, 12:19:56 PM
Have fun tonight, see you tomorrow!

I think no matter what you do with J, you're going to fuck it up.

I don't know even the basics of your non-sexual relationship with her, but here's my advice based on your responses above:
1)  Be humble and self-deprecating.  This is your fault, so act like it.
2)  Don't try to use humor or wit to soften the blow.  Breakups aren't funny.
3)  Don't talk about the physical aspects of the relationship.  It's irrelevant.
4)  Lie, if necessary, to let her save face.  If you REALLY care, you'll take the hit.

And, most importantly, don't ask for our advice and then not follow it.  You do that a lot.

Some day, after Lucas' advice has been ignored ad nausem, the only advice he'll have left to give is fucktard shit like the rest of us.
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #66 on: April 05, 2009, 12:21:15 PM
Funny, I never really knew I've always had this little thing inside me.

I dunno if Tricky's still gonna want that little thing if you've already used it.

Of course I will. I'm a whore for bagman.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #67 on: April 05, 2009, 09:39:54 PM
 ;)



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #68 on: April 05, 2009, 09:46:56 PM
Yeah. That's right. Please defiile my body, bagman.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #69 on: April 05, 2009, 09:56:55 PM
Sick.




Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #70 on: April 08, 2009, 12:25:50 PM
You're welcome!

I lost Kyle's number so I am telling him now to go to Red Scoot Inn tonight because it will be full of skinny as shit hipster girls, plus I will be there.

Redundant.
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #71 on: April 08, 2009, 06:27:42 PM
so........................ what's up? Did Kyle dump her or what?  It's Wednesday already, and these are the days of our lives.



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #72 on: April 08, 2009, 06:32:06 PM
I get the feeling bagman has not posted because he's getting his cock stiched back on.
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #73 on: April 08, 2009, 06:43:44 PM
I get the feeling bagman has not posted because he's getting his cock stiched back on.

I really loled.
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #74 on: April 08, 2009, 06:44:21 PM
I get the feeling bagman has not posted because he's getting his lungs stiched back in.

Fixed.
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #75 on: April 08, 2009, 07:02:50 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #76 on: April 08, 2009, 08:21:42 PM
He texted me and said he ended stuff with her and that he was going back to craigslist loaded-gun to find people to date.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #77 on: April 08, 2009, 08:56:14 PM
I get the feeling bagman has not posted because he's getting his cock stiched back on.

I really loled.
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #78 on: April 08, 2009, 09:21:54 PM
Am i missing something ? Whats with all the posting of quotes ?

Without adding anything I meant, it's happening all over the place.



~confused

(garammer good i'm with.)

and while im thinking about it, i'm  >:( that nobody has taken a swing at  :)
« Last Edit: April 08, 2009, 09:33:49 PM by homeless-joe »
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #79 on: April 08, 2009, 09:53:29 PM
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #80 on: April 08, 2009, 09:56:32 PM
Yeah, but im seeing non-self quotes too !!!!

example :  drugmoth, above.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #81 on: April 08, 2009, 09:58:09 PM
I think it means you share that person's opinion
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #82 on: April 08, 2009, 10:01:26 PM
I now how a reason to like "word" typed ad nauseum.
« Last Edit: April 08, 2009, 10:01:45 PM by homeless-joe »
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #83 on: April 08, 2009, 10:02:26 PM
w3rd
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #84 on: April 08, 2009, 10:02:53 PM
 :)
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #85 on: April 09, 2009, 02:02:51 AM
I think it means you share that person's opinion
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #86 on: April 09, 2009, 02:12:17 AM



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #87 on: April 09, 2009, 02:44:37 AM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #88 on: April 09, 2009, 04:26:20 AM



Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #89 on: April 09, 2009, 07:02:18 AM