Hahaha, I love it!  The fake girl is pretty fucking hot though.

FUCK YOU GOD. I KNEW YOU WEREN'T REAL.

How can you tell?
Maybe she's just cautious.

as if a girl that hot would need craigslist to get anywhere

as if a girl that hot would need craigslist to get anywhere

Please reference tricky's post, about having an entertaining night at home.

Hey now. That girl "R" I went out on some dates with was smoking hot.

*Sigh this is going to take a while.*

*Furiously searching TSI*

God dammit. What happened to all the photos I posted? They aren't showing up. ANY of them.
http://www.thrashinc.com/e107_plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?138157.0

Ohhhh I think I know why. They were facebook or myspace photos that are now hidden or something. FUCK.

ANYWAY, point is she was hotter than hell.

and?

Ah, here we are. If at first I don't succeed, I start digging through my humongous stalker photo cache.

Remember her:

and?

That girl looks like an average normal chick.  I like her necklace too.

eyebrows - too pluckt.

that is a very unflattering angle at which to take a photo of one's chest puppets.

Well why don't you show us a better angle?

that is a very unflattering angle at which to take a photo of one's chest puppets.

And turkey neck.

She looks like Bagman just offered to give her a "back massage" (see: puke in my mouth)

She also looks like an amputee...

Big floppy saggy boobs, woooo

She also looks like an amputee...

Well shit, that explains how Kyle even got near her.

Were you sent here by a girl named
Trisha from Jacksonville, FL
who wants to be
safe and meet you?

This is good ...

Well why don't you show us a better angle?

oh, i have all the angles for making boobs look good giant.

(great, now someone is going to start a thread about "why does every thread here have to turn to pictures of sarah's boobs? blah blah blah, whore")

(great, now someone is going to start a thread about "why does every thread here have to turn to pictures of sarah's boobs? blah blah blah, whore")

It won't be me!

Yeah, it's a bandwagon I'm not gonna jump on either ...

(great, now someone is going to start a thread about "why doesn't every thread here have to turn to pictures of sarah's boobs...?)

Well why don't you show us a better angle?

oh, i have all the angles for making boobs look good giant.

(great, now someone is going to start a thread about "why does every thread here have to turn to pictures of sarah's boobs? blah blah blah, whore")

<3 <3 <3