One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
Tell me about it. You want to fuck a tranny. That's pretty sick.
I like the Dead Kennedys.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
That reminds me.whats everybody doing for easter ?
Crucifying Jesus; you?
I gave up religion for lent.