PS: If you're ever on a first date with a girl who's extremely nervous it's not because she's afraid you're going to make a move on her, it's because she's afraid you're NOT going to make a move.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
Twitter increases intelligence: http://artofseeingthedivine.com/blog/2009/03/18/using-twitter-increases-intelligence/
where I spent the first 15 minutes after lunch today: shitter
Website for you lot: Bitter.
I'm sorry, both of these suggestions are already taken.READ, MOTHERFUCKERS.