Am I right?
Things always get hairier with age.

Yep

Whoa ....
Justin!

... And it's why I pad my ass with lettuce and back into the rabbit hutch!

LOL I shaved, not specifically for my colonoscopy but for the neighbor woman. It's a little bit of a strange feeling being bald.

Yeah, shaving anything, especially after having hair for a while, feels weird at first ....

definitely

The question is;
Do your balls/junk funk up more in the summer if you shave them?

Maybe, nothing a quick shower can't fix.
I almost never sweat anymore anyway.

It's a mixed bag for me ...
I guess it's all about relative humidity
(and not the "relative humidity" that drips from your balls when fucking your cousin)