It's been a while.  All the memories from all your handles are flooding back, I'm gonna have a fucking seizure.  What's up, boomers?  I'm sure bagman has already doxxed me.

I'm still cute, even as a girl.

You cunts all really talking about me while I'm gone?  Got quotes and everything?  I feel a mixture of creeped out and flattered/loved.

Commie, the only OG that bailed this site with me    ...we ran to the plastic playground with no sharp edges that won't be spoken of.  Forbidden Zone.  It's so weird being back in the rustly metal playground with sharp edges everywhere.  I got banned from Twitter for making some joke about a 5yo jackin off.  It was pretty funny, I wish I could remember what it was.  It worked in the moment lol.  Fuck Twitter, that's an authoritarian hellsite.  YouTube censors me too but not as bad.  I missed the freedom of these boards.  At least at safe playground I never got censored, oddly enough.  As you can tell, I fucking hate censorship.

I didn't really even know about this site for a long time..

My ex made me leave A-S because he was an insecure dweeb, I lost contact with everyone from there until like 08ish?.. i somehow came across Pink Crayons old website and it had a working email address for her and I was able to find her on myspace..

I found this place from someones blog post about a-s but my memory is fucking horrible and i don't really remember many people from back then.

Your ex made you leave A-S?!?  So fuckin lame.  omg, my old ex, you remember, the smokin hot one, at the end of our relationship she tried to make me leave The Forbidden Zone.  I said fuck no bitch. 

Yeah so I only found this place because somehow Thrash sent an email to my super private email I never use or give out?? like wtf, I don't even wanna know how you found that email addy.

I'm uncomfortable with all my ancient messages being on here, shit I don't even remember saying.  Nothing dies on the internet, does it, jeez.  I'm not that person anymore, I denounce old me.  I am an advanced being.  I have ascended. I have developed new fetishes and lost old ones.  Any girls with hairy armpits please post pics on this thread.

In order ...
You as a girl?
I don't remember where I got that email address, I do remember adding it to one of your accounts, I can't remember why ... I think you may have needed to reset a password or something ... *Shrugs*

I had a GF it two that didn't "get A-S/LG"; one tried to get me to give you fucks up too ... She lost that battle; obviously ...

We are ALL different from years ago ...
I'd shudder if I could read my old A-S posts ...
It's part of why I took the time to restore this and keep the living archive ...

I/We have NEVER censored here (99.9%; other than obvious things) ...

I/We NEVER will ...

I'm kind of into girl version of Danzig.

I tried that filter on my husband and it didn't really change anything.. just like the baby filter on me.

I didn't even notice it was a filter ...
Well, fuck ...
There's another one over my head ...

Um Danzig, we didn't "come back" to this shithole, we have been here all along.

I got banned from Twitter for making some joke about a 5yo jackin off.  It was pretty funny

I made a child porn joke with some friends last night that didn't go over very well.  I'm not as edgy as I was but it still slips out.

I still make the jokes; fuck 'em ...