I think of Israel as a place where a bunch of persecuted people went and when they got there they stole the land from it's rightful owners.No wait, that's the US AND Israel....
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Thanks that does sound like a great idea! Danzig - she's not on any birth control right now. When I say "blow my load inside" I mean in the condom while my dick is inside her. If she gives me head she can finish me off, and even a simple morning stroke can take care of my wood. It's just while we're having sex, that I have yet to ejaculate.
... look where that got you though(not pickin', just sayin')
Today, I decided to have sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pockets. Turns out, he had written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML