Quote from: kci'm moooody. and if i wasn't high, i'd post my pirate cow.Is "pirate cow" slang for your sword-swallowing beef curtains?
i'm moooody. and if i wasn't high, i'd post my pirate cow.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Thanks that does sound like a great idea! Danzig - she's not on any birth control right now. When I say "blow my load inside" I mean in the condom while my dick is inside her. If she gives me head she can finish me off, and even a simple morning stroke can take care of my wood. It's just while we're having sex, that I have yet to ejaculate.
... look where that got you though(not pickin', just sayin')
Today, I decided to have sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pockets. Turns out, he had written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML