You're all bouquet garni.

6.    to ornament with fagoting.

Laughing Out Loud!

One of my buddies from high school discovered he was gay in college, came out when on exchange in Italy, and began to work at a restaurant called Le Fagotteria. True story. Extremely gay but true story.

Whats so funny about working in a twiggery?

FAGGOTS.

Whats so funny about working in a twiggery?

You thinking about picking up a job in a twiggery, Zoomie?
...if you think your LAST long-term employer fucked you in the ass on payday...

Speaking of fags, I could really use one right now.  I'm all out, but I'd kill a small child to feel a nice fresh fag on my lips.

Wait, what are we talking about?

Speaking of fags, I could really use one right now.  I'm all out, but I'd kill a small child to feel a nice fresh fag on my lips.

Have you checked in your closet?
After all, that's where tricky found this suitcase in the first place.

And so it all comes full circle.

Like Lost Highway by David Lynch!

I might actually need this suitcase.  On the bus back from NYC to DC today, someone took my suitcase and I was left to claim a suitcase full of women's clothes.

The suitcase is actually his ex's so I hope that makes it worth more money somehow.

Holy fuck he just emailed me after not talking for 3 months. He said I "didn't handle things in the best way". Umm ok. I am an "asshole" afterall.

Which of you guys sent him this thread? I hate you. 

Me.

Which of you guys sent him this thread? I hate you. 

I don't care who it was, he's not getting his stuff back.
If he wanted it, he should have taken it with him/been here for the bidding.

Me.

O Rly?

I don't care who it was, he's not getting his stuff back.
If he wanted it, he should have taken it with him/been here for the bidding.

haha. I feel like I should tell him I have it and I'll send it to him. That's what a nice person would do, right?

haha. I feel like I should tell him I have it and I'll send it to him. That's what a nice person would do, right?

You will get the most negative feedback on this transaction ever. 

Stick some used panty in it... the more used the better.

Then send it to him.

I dunno, 5 entertaining mins in a walmart parking lot sounds possibly better than $30.

*Insert typical Thrash anal joke here*

*Insert typical nonsensical stupid Danzig reply here*

*Insert Thrash, insulting DMoth after replying to Thrash's reply, (typically a 'gay' joke) here*

Oi, you two, get a room!

*Insert Thrash, into DMoth's rectum*

Insert 6 bottles store brand cough syrup AND Thrash's cock into DMoth.

I need to make chicken soon... I love chicken

That's a stuffed, turkey, I think ...

I make bitchin' cornish hen.

Next time youre here, nick, i'll have the new kitchen and I'll make chicken

then we can make out.

Damn ...
Some guys get all the luck!

I'm about to use my Coupon courtesy of Oprah, for a free grilled chicken meal, two sides and a motherfuckin biscuit at KFC.

Only available to print until tomorrow at 11:59pm! You best print that bitch out. See, this is why I am a millionaire in the making.

http://media.oprah.com/sterm/KFC_Coupon_OprahWebsite.pdf