That's all I have to say.

Before, during or after?

And if she squeaks maybe she needs more lube...

agh, you turd.

i was yawning.

see if i ever c2c with you again. =P

Do it with video next time...

Um yeah, yawning. That's what I look for in a victim.

If I give you my Skype can you at least respect me by faking fear?

Sar you need to get Skype so I can listen to you squeek again.

see, this really didn't need its own thread. pay attention, people. this has already been brought to light.

Um yeah, yawning. That's what I look for in a victim.

It's a fair test for how wide they can get their mouths to open. That might be handy to know  later.

This is why I call you for advice.

But frankly, she won't need to open it that far.

her yaboos are actually squeaky toys.  this is the only rational explanation.

agh, you turd.

i was yawning.

see if i ever c2c with you again. =P

Oh, come on, it was cute.

I'm staying out of this one ...

They all make squeaky noised if you just squeeze their throats hard enough.

Squeak, gurgle... same sort of noise I guess...

I want to bottle and carry around that squeaky noise.

I knew that eventually you'd come to appreciate the finer things in life. Wiping arterial blood from your scrotum with her hubby's dress shirt, the way the flesh of a toddler carves cleanly and the wonderful sounds of asphyxiation...

I like my women like I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer.

I like my women like I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer.

That slayed me.

I like my women like I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer.

That slayed me.

I like your avatar. So I'll still invite you to our parties. But you're on thin ice, bub.

I like your avatar. So I'll still invite you to our parties. But you're on thin ice, bub.

Apologies for my flakiness.  The week preceding the event in question my car broke down and I spent most of that Friday repairing the thing and just didn't feel like traveling down Saturday for one day of the weekend.  I'll definitely be there if you have more shindigs this summer.

Its all good.

I knew that eventually you'd come to appreciate the finer things in life.

Thank god they stop kicking and squirming after a while.

Ok guys, I get it. We all want to rape, mutilate, rape, kill, rape, cut up, and rape every woman on the planet.

Tell me something I don't know.

I dont.

I merely want to tickle their clitorises with a feather.

I dont.

I merely want to tickle their clitorises with a feather.

Me too, but I'm not ruling out the other as well ...

Ok guys, I get it. We all want to rape, mutilate, rape, kill, rape, cut up, and rape every woman on the planet.

Tell me something I don't know.

Peter the Great executed his wife's lover, and forced her to keep her lover's head in a jar of alcohol in her bedroom.

That's pretty awesome.

Did you know that already?

No.

My work here is done.