Vikings vs Werewolves. Thor: Hammer of the Gods, right now on SciFi.

I get the Fi part but how is this Sci?

Ok Vikings with Jersey accents. That makes it funnier.

OK forget it. The Vikings invade an island, get attacked by werewolves, break into a cottage full of women and children and what do they say?

"We're not here to hurt you!"

Faggots.

What the fuck kind of Vikings are those?

Talk about creative liberties. 

Celts would have burned the entire village with the women and children still inside the huts.

Just sayin'.

.... and would have held hands and river-danced home after

Yeah. Busted...

I was kinda wondering what a Fuck Pirate might have been, and why they would be competing against Ninja's.

Thanks for clearing that up.

Pirates vs Ninjas is an old supposition. Like who would win in a fight between Superman and Batman.

I just read it wrong.

Lack of sleep.

That's what you get for watching "Syfy".  If it weren't for Battlestar Galactica and the new Dr Who my TV would never touch that shitfest of a channel.

Yeah I know, it's been fading for years. Mansquito was the swansong...

Because those movies are bound to get better ratings if they are shown on AMC or Spike. And even they are shooing themselves in the foot by showing "The Untouchables" "First Blood" and "The Godfather" too frequently.

The internet will be the #1 source for entertainment because YOU control the content you view.

The internet will be the #1 source for entertainment because YOU control the content you view.

You've got that right.

the new Dr Who

You don't get BBC America?

the new Dr Who

You don't get BBC America?

Gotta have my Ramsay fix (be it the UK or US version of his shows).  And those fucking odd BBC documentaries like people in love with inanimate objects.

we're not here to hurt you?

sounds like the best movie ever. where's joel, mike and the bots when you need them?

Yeah I know, it's been fading for years. Mansquito was the swansong...

One could say...  it's jumped the shark?

Parker Lewis apparently CAN lose.

Gentlemen, synchronize Swatches!

COWBOY SHARPSHOOTER.

NINJA MASTER.

HERO.

VILLAIN.

NEW JERSEY'S FINEST.

LEE!



VAN!



CLEEF!

Man, I loved that ninja show when I was a kid.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand dead for 20 years the end.

the new Dr Who

You don't get BBC America?

strangely enough, scifi plays new doctor who episodes before the bbca does.

and I'm downloading the newest episode that aired a few hours ago

You would be a fool to believe death could really kill Lee Van Cleef.

Balor, they're all dead. All the cool spaghetti western stars. Dead. Except Clint Eastwood, who makes shitty movies now, Franco Nero, who has a MySpace page for pissakes and Eli Wallach who is 93 and shits himself in bed. Oh, and James Garner, but he got ass cancer. Dead man crappin'.

Get over it, man.

You seem to be forgetting that Lee Van Cleef wasn't just a gunfighter, he was also a Master Ninja.

I'm sorry, you are correct sir. So when he climbs out of his box, scales a wall, puts an arrow through someone's heart and disappears into the night, I'll apologize and be awed.

OTOH, I took your advice on the rear end of my truck and got lucky (That's lucky with a lower case L; the other one looks a little stringy to me). Went to the local pick and pull, got a complete rear, installed it found that it had already been rebuilt with good gears, was running on synthetic and had the proper amount of backlash.

Cost: $99 vs $1200 for a professional rebuild.

Thanks Balor.