Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin
Connecting with (719) 838-4002 will loop you in with Trey’s hotline regarding sales for the streaming rights of all of the potential South Park spin-offs. His helpful recording guides you through the possible options, “Tegridy Farms,” “The Scott Malkinson Show,” “PC Babies,” “One For the Ladies,” and “The Queef Sisters.” Inquiring over each series will result in a brief elevator pitch for the spin-off being provided, as well as the cost. Each series ranges from $200 million to $450 million for a few years of streaming rights. However, bargain shoppers should take note that Canada’s export, “The Queef Sisters,” is only a couple hundred dollars and available for a much longer window, likely a jab at the inferior quality of Canada’s content. Finally, there’s also an option to “Talk to Santa” on the phone line, which results in his own spin-off pitch for Netflix, “Santa’s Bonfire.” Even denominational figureheads are getting involved here (sorry, Mr. Hankey).
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!