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don't be such a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.

i just smoked a bowl while i composed this post so weed made me do it.

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Re: 2am phone message Reply #30 on: April 12, 2009, 11:53:59 AM
No, no you don't. It's the number for my 3G.

dunk random txt are pointless given I will only get them when im online.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: 2am phone message Reply #31 on: April 12, 2009, 11:56:44 AM
hahaha... I was kidding... I hate the fucking things, and only use them for work.
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Re: 2am phone message Reply #32 on: April 12, 2009, 11:59:12 AM
so im back to pretending i have friends....
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: 2am phone message Reply #33 on: April 12, 2009, 12:01:09 PM
I'm an imaginary character anyways...

Fuck, my sleeping patterns are all up the shit.
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Re: 2am phone message Reply #34 on: April 12, 2009, 12:03:31 PM
I have an excuse for the last two weeks, holidays.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: 2am phone message Reply #35 on: April 12, 2009, 12:04:37 PM
Voluntary or enforced?
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Re: 2am phone message Reply #36 on: April 12, 2009, 12:05:28 PM
I'm the boss.

(doc did suggest it though)
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: 2am phone message Reply #37 on: April 12, 2009, 12:06:32 PM
ahhh.

Cool!
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Re: 2am phone message Reply #38 on: April 12, 2009, 07:21:15 PM
envy
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Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.

Re: 2am phone message Reply #39 on: April 12, 2009, 10:35:12 PM
Fuck I'm hungover!  I feel like someone took a shit down my throat and fucked me with sand paper.  I think I shortened my life span by at least two years with the thirteen hours of hard drinking I did yesterday.
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Re: 2am phone message Reply #40 on: April 12, 2009, 10:37:10 PM
Eh. You have a nice phone voice though.

Thanks, I'm going to get that converted to .wav and post it. It was cute.
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: 2am phone message Reply #41 on: April 12, 2009, 10:51:33 PM
Everything I don't remember doing always ends up on the internet.  I feel just like a preteen popstar who gets a shaved pussy pic in a magazine, special yet betrayed.
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Re: 2am phone message Reply #42 on: April 12, 2009, 10:54:42 PM
And unless you actually are a preteen pop star you shouldn't care if your flaps end up on the cover of People.
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: 2am phone message Reply #43 on: April 12, 2009, 10:56:03 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on April 12, 2009, 10:35:12 PM
Fuck I'm hungover!  I feel like someone took a shit down my throat and fucked me with sand paper.

So, you don't remember...

I mean, I'm glad to see that you're alive!  :D
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: 2am phone message Reply #44 on: April 12, 2009, 10:57:18 PM
I'm a preteen popstar in my dreams, just like Danzig.
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Re: 2am phone message Reply #45 on: April 12, 2009, 11:00:36 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on April 12, 2009, 10:57:18 PM
I'm a preteen popstar in my dreams, just like Danzig.

Bullshit!
You are so fucking metal!!!
....just like Danzig.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: 2am phone message Reply #46 on: April 12, 2009, 11:02:33 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on April 12, 2009, 10:51:33 PM
Everything I don't remember doing always ends up on the internet.  I feel just like a preteen popstar who gets a shaved pussy pic in a magazine, special yet betrayed.

I'm wondering how many preteens need to shave their pussys. Not many, I suspect.
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Re: 2am phone message Reply #47 on: April 12, 2009, 11:07:07 PM
I intend to research this and will report back when I recover.
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: 2am phone message Reply #48 on: April 12, 2009, 11:39:46 PM
I just like the peach fuzz.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon

Re: 2am phone message Reply #49 on: April 12, 2009, 11:43:24 PM
I just like the braces.
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Re: 2am phone message Reply #50 on: April 12, 2009, 11:44:41 PM
What about the little plumb sized tits?
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon

Re: 2am phone message Reply #51 on: April 12, 2009, 11:46:04 PM
« Last Edit: April 12, 2009, 11:46:48 PM by eitje »
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: 2am phone message Reply #52 on: April 12, 2009, 11:47:18 PM
<3 Michelle
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon

Re: 2am phone message Reply #53 on: April 12, 2009, 11:54:29 PM
She reminds me of that stripper at the ShowNTel who danced wearing only a knee brace
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Re: 2am phone message Reply #54 on: April 12, 2009, 11:54:52 PM
Hahahaha.
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Re: 2am phone message Reply #55 on: April 12, 2009, 11:55:28 PM
Youve seen her too?
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Re: 2am phone message Reply #56 on: April 12, 2009, 11:56:23 PM
No I just wasn't expecting such a fine brace.
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Re: 2am phone message Reply #57 on: April 13, 2009, 12:27:21 AM
I like em with knee braces, harder for them to escape.
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Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: 2am phone message Reply #58 on: April 13, 2009, 12:52:45 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on April 12, 2009, 09:55:13 AM
I think I posted my own number someplace here anyway.

For the record, it was on here PRE the relaunch, and it's on TSi ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: 2am phone message Reply #59 on: April 13, 2009, 04:19:03 AM
So, why haven't you turned on the ol' ENIAC and let us hear the voicemail?
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Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.

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