Someone post some Rap Snacks!

They fucking rock.

Another awesome Maine foodstuff:

Moxie is the punchline of a classic Vermont movie: Man With a Plan. It's a quality beverage.

I grew up on the shit.  Mommy lactated Moxie.  It seems to be a love or hate beverage.

I'm all about Calpis.

w3rd

http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com

http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com

Corporate whore.

And how!

Guess what I have 16 of in my freezer right now?



FUCK YES.

FUCK YES.

I choose to read this as Dmoth wanting to fuck corndogs.

I wouldn't put it past myself.

Take pictures and mail them to tricky. 

Corn dogs in the oven.  That makes me a happy Danzig.

And by oven he means rectum.

corndog = dildo

Take pictures and mail them to tricky. 

Good looking out, Emp!

Sunflower seeds in the shell: FUCK YOU.  You know what?  I'm gonna eat you shell and all motherfucker.  It's especially not bad eating these David brand jalepeno hot salsa flavored seeds whole.  Chew em good and they are way easier to eat than fucking shelling them in your mouth.

those things shred your mouth so bad...

Not if you chew them right.

My ex had a thing for something called Whataburger.. I swear he was calling it waterburger for the longest time but I guess that's how they say it in Tx?? Either that or he had a speech issue.

What the blazing fuck are you talking about?

This

FUCK YOU.  You know what?  I'm gonna eat you shell and all motherfucker. 

Will you talk dirty to me like this later??

Can I pull your hair and call you a dirty little cockslut?

Can I pull your hair and call you a dirty little cockslut?

This is what I'm going to do to Thrash.

Haha!

Can I pull your hair and call you a dirty little cockslut?

Call me a filthy cumdumpster too while you're at it.

Can I pull your hair and call you a dirty little cockslut?

This is what I'm going to do to Thrash.

Plz do, he needs it.

My ex had a thing for something called Whataburger..

I really like their patty melts, but the patty melts are a limited time offer.