There are some weird and wacky things to eat out there in the world. Over the years, I’ve tried scorpion, silkworm and even tarantula. But they were nothing compared to this experience of eating animal penis.

The first thing that surprised me was the actual restaurant. I was expecting a strange, small, dark establishment appropriate for the dodgy cuisine we were able to try.

In my mind this was quite a subversive thing to be doing and I thought the décor would reflect that – I imagined furtively glancing around at other patrons as we bit into a forbidden food, sharing an unspoken and guilty feeling of naughtiness.

So it was quite a shock to walk into a rather posh restaurant with private rooms, crystal goblets, gold cutlery and a personal waitress who would explain the health benefits of the appendages we were about to taste.

Apparently penis is quite a delicacy in China and the other rooms were full of businessmen who were clearly trying to impress.

Just the tips?

10 Penises People Eat
(Although "cow" and "sheep" don't have penises)

Hmmm ....

https://medium.com/@spoonhunt/7-horrific-chinese-foods-that-will-give-you-nightmares-997527775d8e

 

  https://medium.com/@spoonhunt/7-horrific-chinese-foods-that-will-give-you-nightmares-997527775d8e

Ok yeah live baby mice sounds pretty bad.
But these are not penises,


These are some form of look alike mushrooms. The way I know is they have no discernible internal structure or plumbing.

But hey if they didn't eat bats then we wouldn't be blessed with covid today. right? Praise the lard

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I agree with you on that one ...