Shame, I would of had a chance if you were on the sauce.

I'm currently an unattractive and boring alcoholic. I was just unattractive and boring when I lived in L.A.

What I'm saying is... do you have any vodka?

Yes. It wont do you any good from 12,000 miles.

psh. Just because the cab-driver couldn't see it I wouldn't say you should think poorly of your appearance. From what I've seen here, there are few zombies I'd rather shag.

Unattractive could be applied to personality.

I'm a horrible witch of a woman, I'm ugly and my personality sucks.

There, happy now, everyone??

Gawd.

hmm.

wasent meaning it applied to you, just that it you could be appling it to yourself.

~shrug. sorry (?)

I give up.

I've been in self pitty mode for the past week or so.

Anyways, Sasha, I suggest looking for a job or if you do have one, a better paying job, getting health insuracne, and dumping the BF once and for all.

i think brook is fabulous!  and i hang out with her a lot so i should know.

Maybe she's terrible and you're just like the lobster slowly dying in a big pot of awfulness completely unawares.

I mean, you've kept company with some real assholes in the past.

C likes me!! Wooo! Maybe I can get her to ban anyone who gets on my nerves too much. *looking at you, eitje*

awww balor you are not an asshole!  you are like a warm, cuddly teddy bear that likes hugs, sunshine and rainbows.

...on a spit over a hickory fire.

This thread is way fucking emo.

He doesn't know about loaded-gun you dumb bastards.... oh and he did order that pizza... with my credit card.

Uh I think he found the site.... I guess I'm about as good at deleting internet pages as he is.

Uh I think he found the site.... I guess I'm about as good at deleting internet pages as he is.

We have a winner!!!!

Maybe he's trying to find you a better job, Sasha ...
Perhaps he's trying to give himself better coverage for the inevitable ...

oh and he did order that pizza... with my credit card.

I've never owned a credit card in my life.  I'm a cash only kind of girl.

Hmmm... I've never been a stickler for details but this confuses me. Help me out, huh?

Unattractive could be applied to personality.

That's a very Dungeons & Dragons thing to say!

oh and he did order that pizza... with my credit card.

I've never owned a credit card in my life.  I'm a cash only kind of girl.

Hmmm... I've never been a stickler for details but this confuses me. Help me out, huh?

Maybe it's just a bank card?
Or a lie.
Or she was being ironic?

maybe....

~rolls

hm, youre right.

Maybe I care. Maybe I was making a joke. Maybe she doesn't need you to defend her.

Maybe I care. Maybe I was making a joke. Maybe she doesn't need you to defend her.

YOU CARE ABOUT SASHA!

That's beside the point. She's a big girl. Let her answer.

That's beside the point. She's a big girl. Let her answer.

She won't be able to talk, with you making out with her.

I said she's a big girl, not  fat girl, Lucas.

you'd love her sister.

All of her. She's a twin isn't she?