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My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet.(Read 34861 times)
Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #60 on: April 13, 2009, 10:24:41 PM

So...
Which one did your band end up choosing, Balor?



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #61 on: April 13, 2009, 10:26:14 PM
If they wanted to be cool, prince cool, they went with just a symbol.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #62 on: April 13, 2009, 10:30:42 PM
Haha nice sig!
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Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #63 on: April 13, 2009, 10:31:07 PM
The baby on the plate would have been my choice. Balor's too, I bet.
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Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #64 on: April 13, 2009, 10:35:51 PM
Haha nice sig!

I get the feeling it might annoy me after awhile.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #65 on: April 13, 2009, 10:40:05 PM
If they wanted to be cool, prince cool, they went with just a symbol.
That's under consideration. Check the sheet.

About the sig: you should at least make the "1 messages" link to something filthy to foil the wannabe hackers.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #66 on: April 13, 2009, 11:01:30 PM
I will as soon as I get used to the new pace on the board. my head hurts, and the morf is kicking in.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #67 on: April 13, 2009, 11:03:38 PM
Seriously. This place is madhouse. I love chaos, though.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #68 on: April 13, 2009, 11:08:35 PM
I love chaos, though.

Your mom sure doesn't.
HATES surprises.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #69 on: April 13, 2009, 11:09:36 PM
FUCK !!

i keep finding the same fucking thread. where the fuck did i last post dammit.

nm.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #70 on: April 13, 2009, 11:17:02 PM
Joe? I know you're an Ozzer and all and I shouldn't have to ask this... Have you been enjoying a beverage or 9 this evening?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #71 on: April 13, 2009, 11:20:57 PM
its 1.20 pm.

and im trying to keep track of all this at work.

I dont like to miss "events"
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #72 on: April 13, 2009, 11:24:33 PM
Just wondering, you seemed a tad confused.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #73 on: April 13, 2009, 11:26:13 PM
becuase i was.

and the pain meds kicking in at the same time didnt help much. and now that i think aboutit, id best book my taxi home now, otherwise i might end up trying to drive.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #74 on: April 13, 2009, 11:27:50 PM
Not necessarily. He could have also posted an ad to be a whore on craigslist.

Leave him and come to me.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #75 on: April 13, 2009, 11:31:54 PM
okay, now i know im drugged up right now (legally and not by choice) but wtf are you on about lode ?
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #76 on: April 13, 2009, 11:46:49 PM
Oh Lode, you know I'm Friend's bitch.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #77 on: April 14, 2009, 12:05:19 AM
No, yer just a bitch ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #78 on: April 14, 2009, 12:08:42 AM
And I'll never be your bitch
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #79 on: April 14, 2009, 12:22:21 AM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #80 on: April 14, 2009, 12:28:36 AM
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #81 on: April 14, 2009, 12:35:00 AM
ugh, mind reader.

I love being all up in there, with the dirty thoughts and crude jokes and questions about raising a child in this topsy-turvy worl....  wait, what?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #82 on: April 14, 2009, 01:45:05 AM
Fags; the lot of ya'z!!!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #83 on: April 14, 2009, 02:13:57 AM
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Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #84 on: April 14, 2009, 02:16:16 AM
^5
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #85 on: April 14, 2009, 09:00:55 AM
I love chaos, though.

Your mom sure doesn't.
HATES surprises.

Surprise buttsecks?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #86 on: April 14, 2009, 09:02:38 AM


Best.
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Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #87 on: April 14, 2009, 09:03:40 AM
I'm not a huge fan of those stupid LOLZ, Danzig... lick my taint.

I mean, wanna make out, cutiepie?
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you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #88 on: April 14, 2009, 09:06:42 AM
Excuse me, but LOLZ are one of the greatest inventions ever.  And yes, I will lick your taint then make out with you.
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Re: My boyfriend has been looking at escort pages on the internet. Reply #89 on: April 14, 2009, 09:59:24 AM
Tricky, can I rub my asshole on your taint before Danzig licks it? You can have it poopy or extra poopy, your pick.
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