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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own daddy, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat the fruit of a magical tree.
It makes perfect sense!


Alt-Slacker(Read 5665 times)
Alt-Slacker on: April 13, 2009, 02:43:46 PM
Archers of Loaf

I do believe, when/if I reproduce, that my offspring will be subjected to huge amounts of late 80s early 90s slacker music. It's not all I listen to, I'll listen to anyone mentioned in Alter. press and find a track I like on thier release I like.

What will you people be subjecting you kids too ?

and wtf is screamo anyway ? am i even spelling it correctly ? I get the impression that it's an emo hardcore hybrid with one singer who couldn't growl deep enough to cut it in a deth metal band.
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Re: Alt-Slacker Reply #1 on: April 13, 2009, 03:13:05 PM
What will you people be subjecting you kids too ?

Fuckin' everything!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Alt-Slacker Reply #2 on: April 13, 2009, 03:17:11 PM
Mine are grown and gone and actually well-adjusted, employed and in stable loving relationships.

Still trying to figure out where I failed.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Alt-Slacker Reply #3 on: April 13, 2009, 03:17:47 PM
You had the volume down to low.
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Re: Alt-Slacker Reply #4 on: April 13, 2009, 03:21:46 PM
My loss of high frequency hearing tells otherwise.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Alt-Slacker Reply #5 on: April 13, 2009, 04:23:12 PM
What will you people be subjecting you kids too ?

Fuckin' everything!

Yeah my tastes change season to season with the good music coming along for the ride. I have very eclectic tastes.



Re: Alt-Slacker Reply #6 on: April 13, 2009, 04:53:09 PM
What will you people be subjecting you kids too ?

Fuckin' everything!

I now have the disturbing image of children screaming " are we there yet! are we there yet! " being drowned out by a playlist of ABBA's greatest hits and suicidal tendencies.
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Re: Alt-Slacker Reply #7 on: April 13, 2009, 04:55:25 PM
OK, not Abba.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Alt-Slacker Reply #8 on: April 13, 2009, 06:39:21 PM
For some reason I cannot get anti-bliss - flyleaf out of  my head, and i have only ever heard it once, about 2 weeks ago.
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Re: Alt-Slacker Reply #9 on: April 13, 2009, 09:40:52 PM








yes, im typing to myself and i dont fucking care.

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Re: Alt-Slacker Reply #10 on: April 13, 2009, 10:41:07 PM
Most of my posts are to myself.



Re: Alt-Slacker Reply #11 on: April 13, 2009, 10:45:27 PM
Yeah, but even i don't like me.
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Re: Alt-Slacker Reply #12 on: April 14, 2009, 01:03:55 AM
Isn't that kinda your schtick, though? Either that or you worry way too much about being likeable.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Alt-Slacker Reply #13 on: April 14, 2009, 01:06:17 AM
wjhenm have i ever posted about being lieable ?
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Re: Alt-Slacker Reply #14 on: April 14, 2009, 01:08:41 AM
Well maybe not likeable but you've posted about feeling like an outsider, etc. Self-deprecating stuff.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Alt-Slacker Reply #15 on: April 14, 2009, 01:13:44 AM
ahhh.

i do feel that around you people sometimes early on.
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Re: Alt-Slacker Reply #16 on: April 14, 2009, 01:22:10 AM
Everyone starts out as an outsider. But 400+ posts in, feeling like an outsider seems more like a schtick.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Alt-Slacker Reply #17 on: April 14, 2009, 01:37:02 AM
maybe he means early on, each day?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Alt-Slacker Reply #18 on: April 14, 2009, 01:42:27 AM
~nod
yep.
no. um hmm. im me you r you. congrats u r more secure than i.
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Re: Alt-Slacker Reply #19 on: April 14, 2009, 02:49:10 AM
It's not so much being secure as not giving much of a fuck. I wasn't trying to big myself up at your expense. I'm just saying chill, Winston.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Alt-Slacker Reply #20 on: April 14, 2009, 03:59:19 AM
come to Japan first week of November. both of you
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Alt-Slacker Reply #21 on: April 14, 2009, 04:03:21 AM
~chuckle.

i could do that. but just to fuck things up.... umm who does "both of you" refer to ?
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Re: Alt-Slacker Reply #22 on: April 14, 2009, 04:10:53 AM
yourself and si. Aussies are always welcome and Si is an honorary kiwi
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Alt-Slacker Reply #23 on: April 14, 2009, 04:13:22 AM
I don't wana see the pics he provided to get that status.

I go thru narita twice a year. next time is around then, i bring it up when the month gets closer.
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Re: Alt-Slacker Reply #24 on: April 14, 2009, 07:52:19 AM
USA! USA! USA!
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Alt-Slacker Reply #25 on: April 14, 2009, 07:52:26 AM
I go thru narita twice a year. next time is around then, i bring it up when the month gets closer.

Get a sore dick from that?