I can't get more than two sentences into a Tru rant before I start hearing it in a warbly, high-pitched, googly-eyed cartoon scientist voice.
In a blog post, Dave Clark, CEO of Amazon's worldwide consumer division, said changing state laws on marijuana mean Amazon (AMZN) will no longer include the substance in the company's pre-employment drug tests and that the drug will now be treated the same as alcohol.
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