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Quote from: Doormouse
I keep finding LEGOs on the street as I walk to school. I always pick them up and then add them to a growing sculpture when I get home. I have some 15 or 20 pieces by now. My friends always feel obliged to remind me that picking shit off the street is unhealthy. Fuck that noise. If I see a LEGO, it's going in my pocket. My only fear is if the muggers figure me out and make a line of them leading into a side alley.


Defunct/Failed (Fast)Food Chains(Read 1028 times)
Defunct/Failed (Fast)Food Chains on: December 05, 2021, 03:27:49 PM
So, we have the Defunct/Failed Retail thread ...

This one if for Defunct/Failed (Fast)Food chains ....

To start, here's a list of 24 Failed Fast-Food Chains That Are Gone Forever and 17 Failed Fast-Food Chains From the '80s You Have to See ...
... and, 12 Restaurants Only '90s Kids Remember

I'll post some selections from the list, and my thoughts later in the thread ...
For example; why is the "chef" on the Pioneer Chicken sign holding a slice of pizza?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Defunct/Failed (Fast)Food Chains Reply #1 on: December 05, 2021, 03:37:11 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Defunct/Failed (Fast)Food Chains Reply #2 on: December 05, 2021, 03:41:04 PM
From Halloween, 2020:
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Burger King offers free Whopper for visiting shuttered restaurants in 5 cities
by: Oliver Effron, CNN Business
Posted: Oct 26, 2020 / 05:21 PM EST / Updated: Oct 26, 2020 / 05:23 PM EST


(CNN) — As the scariest day of the year approaches (no, not that one), Burger King is celebrating Halloween by taking a potshot at its struggling fast-food rivals.

The burger chain will offer free Whopper hamburgers to customers who drive by one of “the scariest places on earth” — five shuttered restaurants once operated by rivals McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Sonic or Jack in the Box.

As part of the Halloween-themed promotion announced Monday and running through Halloween, customers within 300 feet of one of the listed abandoned locations can confirm their location on the Burger King app to receive a coupon for a free Whopper.

“To us, nothing is scarier than a place that never flame-grilled,” said Ellie Doty, the chief marketing officer for Burger King North America. “While Halloween looks a bit different this year, we’re embracing it in a way that keeps guests’ safety top of mind in current times.”

The locations are in Johnston, Rhode Island.; Birmingham, Alabama, McHenry, Illinois; Houston, Texas; and Dayton, Ohio. (Burger King’s fine print notes people should not trespass on these private properties in their quests to score a free sandwich.)

Burger King played up the spookiness with Photoshopped images of the five locations under dark clouds. “On some nights you can even hear the sizzling screams of a flat-top fryer,” Burger King wrote on the illustration of the abandoned McDonald’s in Illinois.

The listed locations appear to have closed years ago, but the advertising campaign could be seen as being in poor taste, given that fast-food companies have permanently closed hundreds of their locations as a result of the coronavirus pandemic.

For example, Wendy’s largest franchisee filed for bankruptcy in early July, and later that month, McDonald’s announced that it would shut down more than 200 of its restaurants.

But Burger King owner Restaurant Brands International hasn’t closed locations at the level its rivals have. On a quarterly earnings call in August, CEO José Cil said the company plans to end 2020 with “a similar number of restaurants” compared to the close of last year.
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')