I reckon its simpler than that. He's closeted gay.

Where's Tulip? She can diagnose bagman - I think krsna's suspicions may be right!

I made the bitch get a part time job. Grits and gas ain't free, boy...

The first dude on the left sitting down looks a bit like Kyle.

bwahahahahahaha

Quick, somebody PS a beard on that kid.

The kid in the blue shirt behind him wants his Swingline stapler back.

I guess this means he doesn't like us. It's not the first time.

Kyle just lost his virginity at Xmastime. He still hasn't found himself.

Kyle just lost his virginity at Xmastime. He still hasn't found himself.

PS: He's 28.

So he's developmentally handicapped?

We like to think of him as our own little slice of autism.

Awesome.

You've had a few but they usually involve a trip to CVS.

You know me so well.  Actually, more like Hannaford or Rite Aid.  I got fired from CVS years ago and don't wanna run into anyone I know there so I don't go.

Then you shouldn't have been stealing ether and ephedrine.

what other possible reason could he have for working there?

My bad.

he likes to mentally undress old ladies buying bags of candies just because they are on sale?

How did you know?

hmm, maybe bags is leaving was a combo...

being a bit drunk

and, under the assumpition that no "mass" traffic would ever happen,


posting his cock pics,  just moments before a whole bunch of women showed up on the board.

How sad for him.

I say he's grumpy because he tossed out the only pussy he's likely to get in his 20s.

How sad for him.

I say he's grumpy because he tossed out the only pussy he's likely to get in his 20s.

I can't decide which is more emo. Bagman, or you nancys motherfucks crying a river over him leaving L-G...
Hmmm.

I'm not worried about it, actually ...

Yeah you're mistaking tears of laughter for tears of compassion. I personally think the whole thing is a stunt. I'm sure he'll be back.
If not then at least he put on one hilarious display of emotion for us to read and re-read whenever we're feeling down.

ya know. I'm not so sure. then again, im fucking high.

The most stupidest thing about him throwing a hissie fit was all the complaining he did about being old school AS and keeping it real. Then, once this place becomes more like AS than it's been in like 8 years he goes apeshit about how it's all fucked up now and if he can't have AS then he's deleting his account.

I think that bitch must have brained him when he dumped her portly ass.

what, he was serious? that's awesome.

The most stupidest thing about him throwing a hissie fit was all the complaining he did about being old school AS and keeping it real. Then, once this place becomes more like AS than it's been in like 8 years he goes apeshit about how it's all fucked up now and if he can't have AS then he's deleting his account.

I think that bitch must have brained him when he dumped her portly ass.

For serious.

Seriously drunk!
*rimshot*

Didnt you redefine *rimshot* on another thread ?