I never get drunk with someone I like on the first date. First date, great food and gentlemanliness. Second date, walking in the park, making out and knocking the bottom outta that thing. Third date, I can drink you, your brothers, your father and any one person you can pick under the table, under the floor, under the sidewalk and STILL keep it up long enough to get you off at least 4 times.
You getting all of this down?