CT-  I'm about to do a shot of Bullit.

Isn't that that alcoholic energy drink?

Bullitt - Steve McQueen Famous Car Chase

CT - thinking of opening a bottle of wine, just 'coz

3 questions; Where do you live, do you lock ALL of your windows, and is there lube anywhere near the nightstand?

Don't worry EA, unless you live in Jacksonville, FL, you're totally safe.

I tend to dwell underneath your bed.

She's not actually posting to you. She has confused you with Strawberry SancheZ.

She's not actually posting to you. She has confused you with Strawberry SancheZ.

I don't see anyone named cumbucket here. 

Sorry, all these HF hookers are pretty much interchangable to me. 'Cept frazy and Sakhi and daisymae. Y'all iz cool.

Naa, that one is okay. Doesnt mean you will like her though. I will check a pic and find out.

CT: Do I stay in South Carolina when my contract runs out? Or do I head back to Michigan? Decisions, decisions.

South Carolina sucks.  I thought there weren't any jobs in Michigan.  Please make another choice.  You have 50.

As someone who moved to SC after three years in the Midwest, I can only assume you are joking about going back.

I love Miss StrawberrieZ.

As someone who moved to SC after three years in the Midwest, I can only assume you are joking about going back.

I'm not. Detroit will always be my home. Whenever I go back and visit, it just feels right to be back. Then again, now, it is only a visit. It has been for a while, but I've got some good friends and family still there. Job wise... A few contract positions I could take from my company. That said, as long as I am married, my wife wants no part of moving back to Wolverine Land. She entertained the idea of Alexandria, VA/D.C., but even that fell flat. She's happy here in the Palmetto State.

in season 4 nancy gets a spanking from her powerful, latino boyfriend. totally awesome.

That was a great episode/scene.

CT: No gym today... Back at it tomorrow morning at 9am. I get real antsy now when I miss a workout.

CT: we should have a thread for this sort of stuff. I'll go put one in Entertainment.

Phag ...

CT: It's fun to play pranks on your co-host, especially when they wind up getting really pissed... Then, you unveil it's all a joke and they are only semi-annoyed but smiling about it because they know they were had. I'd like to thank Alisha, Howard Jones of Killswitch Engage, and the New England Patriots. Thank you, and goodnight!

I'd like to thank Alisha, Howard Jones of Killswitch Engage, and the New England Patriots. Thank you, and goodnight!

You think they're reading LG?

Probably not. But it's the thought that counts.

Howard Jones of Killswitch Engage

I wanna hear more about this prank, but I also have to point out that one of the coolest bits of Warped Tour '07 for me was chilling right in front of Bad Religion's stage when they were setting up, listening to Greg Graffin completely taking the piss out of all Howard Jones' screaming.

I went on a date with Greg Graffin once.  He was like 42 when we went out and I was 19.  I don't think we had much in common other than he thought I was hot and I thought he was cool for being Greg Graffin.

CT:  I busted my ass this last summer to pull my GPA from a 2.7 to a 3.0 and I am at a 2.98.  I hope that's good enough to get into a good university.  I was such a dumbass when I was younger.  I wish I could beat up my 18 year old self for fucking my gpa up for my 27 year old self.

She would try to fuck you after the beating.

Howard Jones of Killswitch Engage

I wanna hear more about this prank, but I also have to point out that one of the coolest bits of Warped Tour '07 for me was chilling right in front of Bad Religion's stage when they were setting up, listening to Greg Graffin completely taking the piss out of all Howard Jones' screaming.

It didn't involve Jones personally, just the use of his name.

I called one of our radio promotions people at in New York and had her call us up with big news that she couldn't convey in JUST an email. She had to tell us together on the phone. So we made it a Saturday night, when we are on the air.

The prank involved the promo woman calling about a national act that was breaking off into a niche side project like Tim from As I Lay Dying has Austrian Death Machine. A spoof on everything Arnold Schwarzenegger. Only this would be fantasy football inspired with Howard from Massachusetts based metal group, Killswitch Engage. They had heard how much we did for a young band like iwrestledabearonce from people in the industry that they wanted to reach out to us directly about promoing this and getting involved with exclusive interviews and access looking to blow it up. They chose us because they had heard how much of a huge New England Patriots fan my cohort is. He is an all actuality a RABID Dolphins fan.

She went on and on about how some of the songs bagged on the Dolphins this year and how last season's division championship was a fluke. That Brady was back to be ordained again as Mr. Football, while the Dolphins fell back to mediocrity.

He was buying everything because of the source being who she was and I played it completely shocked and straight. I wish I would had recorded the feed. But when my buddy heard that someone advised KSE that he was a Pats fan, he fucking got PISSED. Red face, veins popping, kind of pissed. It took everything I had not to laugh. He was cursing Howard Jones up and down. Threatening to pull his dick out at every photo op that our promotions girl had "planned" and I'm not doing the prank or his reaction justice here. He's STILL pissed about, and it was over seven hours ago.

But if you know any rabid fans... You probably can relate.

You can fuck with his metal, his dogs, anything. But don't you dare besmirch the love he has for his Dolphins. You might as well just stab him in the dickhole with a rusty trowel.

That's fucking hilarious. Especially as a Pats fan!

That was the opposite of hilarious.

...to a non-football-fan.

Uh yea.  Football is gay and boring and for posers.

...to a non-football-fan.

Exactly.


Football is wonderful and glorious.

Want to go down for the first against me, Sasha? You'll get four attempts to move the balls.

And if not, she might enjoy the punt. So might you, even.

And if not, she might enjoy the punt. So might you, even.

I never punt... I will run it right up the gut and down her throat.