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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own daddy can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat the fruit of a magical tree. It makes perfect sense.


Current Thoughts(Read 899880 times)
Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2880 on: September 21, 2009, 12:19:10 PM
fucking goddamn jets.
my friend kait shows up to work last night with a jets jersey on, doing club calls. i called her a homo. she reacted better than the last time i said something rude and inappropriate to her, which means she's coming along quite nicely in training to be my new best (local) friend.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2881 on: September 21, 2009, 12:33:35 PM
Suck a cunt.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2882 on: September 21, 2009, 12:44:10 PM
i'm so sorry i have friends. there, there.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2883 on: September 21, 2009, 01:06:31 PM
Friends has nothing to do with it.  Just suck a cunt plzkthx
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2884 on: September 21, 2009, 04:01:03 PM
Cowboys lost last night, to a shitty FG.

...and cost me the fucking office pool.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2885 on: September 21, 2009, 11:43:10 PM
I went to the Jaguars game; at least the tailgating and the blackberry moonshine were worth it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2886 on: September 21, 2009, 11:52:04 PM
I want a Jaguar and a Blackberry :(
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2887 on: September 21, 2009, 11:54:13 PM


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It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2888 on: September 22, 2009, 12:30:01 AM
I want a Jaguar and a Blackberry :(

I saw the Jaguars, I have a BlackBerry, and I had blackberry moonshine from Tennessee ...
WIN/WIN/WIN for me ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2889 on: September 22, 2009, 12:41:54 AM
CT: Don't let logic dissuade you; When making a spinach omelet, deviled ham is a perfectly good substitute for the spinach you forgot to buy.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2890 on: September 22, 2009, 12:58:22 AM
What the hell does that pic plus mine have to do with anything?



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2891 on: September 22, 2009, 01:07:02 AM
 What do green and orange have to do with one another?
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2892 on: September 22, 2009, 01:29:18 AM
Orange+Green+Brown= The ultimate 1970's era color combo.  Which goes with EVERYTHING in my home.  Duh.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2893 on: September 22, 2009, 01:34:12 AM
 I don't think you quite caught what I was layin' down, Foxy Alabaster.

 Your reasons for desiring green and orange are coincidentally appropriate, though. My idea is largely the result of watching Suspiria (1977) entirely too many times over the past week.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2894 on: September 22, 2009, 01:58:45 AM
I watched that today.  We are in sync.  Next we'll be ovulating in the same moon cycle. 



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2895 on: September 22, 2009, 02:43:08 AM
There are... worse things that could happen?
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2896 on: September 22, 2009, 06:22:11 AM
I went to middle-of-nowhere "Tomobe" in Ibaraki-ken for the last 48 hours. Good BBQ and onesen.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2897 on: September 22, 2009, 07:07:59 AM
CT: Unfortunately there are a limited variety of way to tell someone to fuck off.
fuck you and your little dog too



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2898 on: September 22, 2009, 08:32:08 AM
No there isnt. There are endless methods to tell someone to fuck off. Be creative.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2899 on: September 22, 2009, 08:34:19 AM
or at least try to be worth a few of them
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2900 on: September 22, 2009, 09:19:22 AM
I love you.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2901 on: September 22, 2009, 10:09:31 AM
CT: Unfortunately there are a limited variety of way to tell someone to fuck off.

Listen, I know you're new here, but seriously...  just read through this site.
It's like those russian dolls, where every time you open another layer, there's just more "fuck off" inside.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2902 on: September 22, 2009, 10:35:00 AM
will steroids shrink my vagina?



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2903 on: September 22, 2009, 02:19:05 PM
I certainly hope so! You need to do something to tuck those meat curtains back to human levels...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2904 on: September 22, 2009, 02:58:10 PM
CT: Unfortunately there are a limited variety of way to tell someone to fuck off.

Listen, I know you're new here, but seriously...  just read through this site.
It's like those russian dolls, where every time you open another layer, there's just more "fuck off" inside.


haha, it's not about the site... it was my current thought
fuck you and your little dog too



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2905 on: September 22, 2009, 03:01:53 PM
i thought he meant that there are so many ways to tell someone to fuck off on this site and that they have no limit.


*shrug* probably wrong though.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2906 on: September 22, 2009, 03:43:44 PM
ct: it seems as though (even partially) grammatically correct posts have lost they're way here at l-g



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2907 on: September 22, 2009, 03:48:08 PM
ct; mah prev psots grmmser is fuckin paritly corret now.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2908 on: September 22, 2009, 04:24:24 PM
oh my. i was referring to somebody else.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #2909 on: September 22, 2009, 04:33:55 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.